每当我内心苦闷 Whenever I get gloomy
对世间万物失望的时候 with the state of the world,
都会想到希斯罗机场的 I think about the arrivals gate...
下机口 at Heathrow airport.
大家都觉得 General opinion makes out
我们生活的世界充满仇恨和贪欲 that we live in a world of hatred and greed...
但我不这么看 but I don't see that.
在我看来 爱无处不在 Seems to me that love is everywhere.
也许不怎么高贵 Often it's not particularly dignified...
不值得大肆宣扬 却无处不在 or newsworthy but it's always there.
父子之间 母女之间 Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters,
夫妻之间 husbands and wives,
恋人之间 朋友之间 boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.
飞机撞向世贸大厦时 When the planes hit the Twin Towers,
据我所知 没有哪个乘客 as far as I know, none of the phone calls from people on...
在打电话传递仇恨 board were messages of hate or revenge,
大家都在传达爱意 they were all messages of love.
我有一种预感 如果用心寻找 你能发现 If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling, you'll find that
其实爱无处不在
其实爱
真爱至上
它就在我的指尖 I feel it in my fingers.
也在我的足尖 I feel it in my toes.
在我的足尖 Feel it in my toes, yeah.
爱就在我身边 Love is all around me and so the...
恐怕你又唱错了 比尔 I'm afraid you did it again, Bill.
都是因为我对老版本 It's just I know the old version...
太熟悉了 so well, you know.
当然 我们都是 Well, we all do.
所以才要制作新版本 That's why we're making the new version.
好吧 好了 再来 Right. OK, let's go.
它就在我的指尖 在我的指尖 I feel it in my fingers. In my fingers.
也在我的足尖 I feel it in my toes.
在我的足尖 Feel it in my toes, yeah.
爱无处... Love is all ar...
我了个操 妈了个蛋 Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole.
再来 Start again.
它就在我的指尖 在我的指尖 I feel it in my fingers. In my fingers.
也在我的足尖 I feel it in my toes.
在我的足尖 Feel it in my toes, yeah.
圣诞就在我身边 在我身边 Christmas is all around me. All around me.
这感觉愈加强烈 And so the feeling grows.
愈加强烈 So the feeling grows.
它就写在风中 写在风中 It's written in the wind. In the wind.
与我如影随形 It's everywhere I go.
如影随形 Everywhere I go.
如果你真心爱圣诞 So if you really love Christmas.
爱圣诞 Love Christmas.
来吧 下一场雪 Come on and let it snow.
来吧 下一场... Come on and let it...
这歌就是一坨狗屎吧 This is shit, isn't it?
是啊 纯金的狗屎 大师 Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
距圣诞五周
天哪 我晚了这么久 God, I'm so late.
就在街角 你赶得上的 It's just round the corner, you'll make it.
你真的不介意我自己去吗 You sure you don't mind me going without you?
不介意 我真的感觉太难受了 No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten.
我爱你 我知道 I love you. I know.
就算你病得这么恶心 I love you even when you're sick...
我还是爱你 and look disgusting.
我知道 快走吧 要不就真迟到了 I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.
好吧 Right.
我说过爱你了吗 Did I mention that I love you?
说过了 快走吧 蠢货 Yes, you did. Get out, loser.
凯伦 又是我 Karen, it's me again.
很抱歉 我真的 I'm sorry, I literally don't have
没人可以说话了 anybody else to talk to.
当然 这是困难时期 Absolutely. Horrible moment, though.
我能等会儿回电话吗 Can I call you back?
当然 Of course.
并不是说你妻子去世 Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned...
我毫不关心 that your wife just died.
我明白 Understood.
我挂了 等会儿打给我 Er, bugger off, call me later.
是什么重大消息 So what's this big news?
我们要在耶稣诞生剧里表演 We've been given our parts in the nativity play...
我演龙虾 and I'm the lobster.
龙虾 是的 The lobster? Yeah.
耶稣诞生剧吗 是的 第一只龙虾 In the nativity play? Yeah. First Lobster.
耶稣诞生的时候 There was more than one lobster present...
有很多只龙虾吗 at the birth of Jesus?
废话 Duh.
不列颠最好的三明治 Best sandwiches in Britain.
试试我可爱的坚果 Try my lovely nuts?
nut也有睾丸的意思
美丽的松饼给美丽的姑娘 Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
早上好 我未来的老婆 Morning, my future wife.
好了 你们可以停下了 谢谢 OK, you can stop there. Thanks.
我需要一副橙色滤光板 I need a couple of orange gels, mate.
对了 他介绍的时候说我是约翰 By the way, he introduced me as John...
但是大家都叫我杰克 but everyone calls me Jack.
好吧 很高兴见到你 杰克 Oh, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack.
我的名字没错 我就是朱迪 He got me right, though. I'm just Judy.
很好 就是朱迪 Great, Just Judy..
这次没搞什么惊喜吧 没有 No surprises? No surprises.
不会像昨晚一样吧 不像 Not like the stag night? Unlike the stag night.
你承认妓女的事是个错误吧 You admit the prostitutes were a mistake?
我承认 I do.
如果他们不是男人 And it would've been much better...
会好很多吧 if they'd not turned out to be men?
是的 That is true.
好运 兄弟 Good luck, kiddo.
首相 看这边 Prime Minister, over here..
谢谢 Thank you.
欢迎你 首相先生 Welcome, Prime Minister.
我得好好练习挥手 Woh. I must work on my wave.
你好吗 How are you?
感觉怎么样 How are you feeling?
很不错 有权有势 Cool. Powerful.
你想见见管家团队吗 Would you like to meet your household staff?
是的 我很想见见他们 Yes, I would like that very much indeed.
只要不治理国家 Anything to put off...
干什么都行 actually running the country.
这位是特伦斯 他是主管 This is Terence. He's in charge.
早上好 先生 Morning, sir.
早上好 Good morning.
我有个叔叔也叫特伦斯 I had an uncle called Terence once.
我不喜欢他 觉得他是个变态 Hated him, I think he was a pervert.
但是我很喜欢您的样子 But I very much like the look of you.
这位是帕特 你好 帕特 This is Pat. Hello, Pat.
早上好 先生 我是管家 Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper.
我应该比上一任容易对付 Oh, right. I should be a lot easy than the last lot.
没有尿布 没有青少年 没有可怕的妻子 No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.
这位是娜塔莉 新来的 和你一样 And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.
你好 娜塔莉 你好 大卫 我是说 先生 Hello, Natalie. Hello, David. I mean, sir.
擦 我真不敢相信我这么说了 Shit, I can't believe I've just said that.
而且居然还说了擦 And now I've gone and said 'shit'.
还是两次 很抱歉 先生 Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
没关系 It's fine. It's fine.
你要是说了操 You could've said 'fuck'...
可就麻烦了 and we'd have been in real trouble.
其实我早预感到了 I did have an awful premonition
第一天会很操蛋 I was gonna fuck up on my first day.
完蛋了 Oh, piss it.
好吧 我去拿我的东西 Right, I'll get my things...
然后再治理国家 好吗 and then let's fix the country, shall we?
好的 为什么不呢 Yeah, I can't see why not.
没事了 你看我都做了什么 It's all right. Did you see what I did?
我看到了 我大脑空白了 Yes, I did. I just went 'blurh'.
大家好 Hello there.
好的 我的房间在这里 好的 谢谢 Yeah, I'm in here. Ok. Good. Thank you.
不是吧 Oh, no.
真是太尴尬了 That is so inconvenient.
在上帝的见证下 In the presence of God,
彼得和朱丽叶自愿 Peter and Juliet have given their consent
对彼此许下婚姻的誓言 and made their marriage vows to each other.
他们互赠戒指 They've declared their marriage
以此宣告他们的结合 by the giving and receiving of rings.
因此我宣布 I therefore proclaim
他们结为夫妇 that they are husband and wife.
你居然忍住了 And you resisted
没给我惊喜 the temptation for surprises.
是啊 我现在成熟了 Yeah, I'm mature now.
爱 爱 爱 Love, love, love.
爱 爱 爱 Love, love, love...
爱 爱 爱 是你吗 Love, love, love... Did you do this?
不是 Er, no.
爱 爱 爱 爱 Love, love, love, love.
只要你想 就能做到 There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
真是... Oh, it...
只要你想 There's nothing you can sing...
就能歌唱 that can't be sung
你什么都不用说 There's nothing you can say...
但得学会游戏规则 but you can learn how to play the game.
简单得很 It's easy.
你只需要拥有爱 All you need is love.
你只需要拥有爱 爱 All you need is love, love.
你只需要拥有爱 Love is all you need...
看 是派克 Look, it's Pikey.
你好 你在这里做什么 Hello. What the hell are you doing here?
我来借点老歌的CD Oh, I just popped over to borrow some old CDs.
女主人让你进来的吗 The lady of the house let you in, did she?
是的 Yeah.
可爱又热心的姑娘 是啊 Lovely, obliging girl. Yeah.
婚礼没完我就想回来看看 I thought I'd pop back before the reception and see...
她好点没 这张不错 if she's better. This is good.
那个 我一直在想 Listen, erm, I've been thinking.
周五我们应该带妈妈出去 I think we ought to take mum out for...
给她过生日 你说呢 her birthday on Friday. What do you think?
我觉得这些年太不孝顺了 I just feel we've been bad sons this year.
听起来不错 没啥意思 但是不错 Ok. Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine.
快点 小伙子 Hurry up, big boy.
我已经脱光了 詹姆回家之前 I'm naked and I want you at least twice...
我至少要干你两次 before Jamie gets home.
很高兴见到你 I am so happy to see you.
美味佳肴 不用了 谢谢 Delicious delicacy? Er, no, thanks.
尝点好东西吗 Taste explosion?
要吃的吗 不 谢谢 Food? No, thanks.
不怎么样 是吧 Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?
看起来像是死婴的指头 Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh.
吃起来也像 Oh. Tastes like it, too.
我叫科林 I'm Colin, by the way.
我叫南希 真好 I'm Nancy. Wicked.
你是做什么的 南希 我是厨师 What do you do, Nancy? I'm a cook.
做过婚礼吗 做过 Ever do weddings? Yes, I do.
他们真应该找你来做菜 They should've asked you to do this one.
找了 They did.
天哪 真希望你没拒绝他们 God, I wish you hadn't have turned it down.
没拒绝 I didn't.
好吧 Right.
我刚弄明白为啥我找不到真爱 I've just worked out why I can't find true love.
为啥 Why is that?
英国妞 她们太死板了 明白吗 English girls. They're stuck up, you see.
对于更酷 更有娱乐精神的妞 And I am primarily attractive to girls...
我才有吸引力 who are cooler, game for a laugh.
比如说美国妞 Like American girls.
所以我应该去美国 So I should just go to America.
在那找妞肯定很轻松 I'd get a girlfriend there instantly.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我觉得不怎么样 科林 I think it's crap, Colin.
这你就错了 That's where you're wrong.
美国妞会疯狂迷恋 American girls would seriously dig me...
我可爱的英式口音的 with my cute British accent.
你的口音根本不可爱 You don't have a cute British accent.
我当然可爱 我要去美国 Yes, I do. I'm going to America.
科林 你就是个孤独丑陋的混球 Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole.
面对现实吧 You must accept it.
决不 我是科林 性爱之神 Never. I am Colin, God of Sex.
只不过生错了国家 I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
安静一点 Bit of quiet...
我们要把灯光调好 伙计们 while we finish the lighting, guys.
跟你说 我本以为今天肯定迟到 I tell you, I thought I'm never gonna make it.
今天的交通状况真是 难以置信 It's the traffic, it's just... Unbelievable.
朱迪 这次你能把上衣脱掉吗 Judy, could you take the top off this time?
照明和摄像都得 Lighting and cameras need to know when we're gonna...
根据你的乳头调整一下 see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.
好的 没问题 Yes, OK. Right.
好在里面挺暖和的 At least it's nice and warm in here.
不是每次都能遇到 是吧 Not always the case, is it?
我有一次在《西藏七年情》里 I was standing in for Brad Pitt once...
给布拉德·皮特当替身 on Seven Years In Tibet...
是的 冷死我了 Yes, yeah. Bloody freezing...
伙计们 时间紧迫 xxGuys, time's tight...
演员马上要就位了 and we have to get the actors in.
好的 我保证不偷看 Fine. I promise I won't look.
好了 再来一次 Right, let's have another look at that, please.
你能把手放在她的胸上吗 Can you just put your hands on her breasts?
好的 可以吗 可以 OK, yeah. Is that all right? Yes.
我先暖暖手 I'll warm them up.
请揉捏一下 好的 And massage them, please. Right.
十三号枢纽站真是要命啊 It's junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it?
今天早上完全堵死了 Total gridlock this morning.
乔和我为此刻准备了很久 Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment.
她有一些要求 Some of her requests,
比如出席她的葬礼时 for instance, that I should bring
德国超模 屏幕上就是她
我的女友应该是克劳迪娅·雪佛 Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral,
我知道她希望我无视这个要求 I was confident she expected me to ignore.
但其他要求她说的很明确 But others she was pretty damn clear about.
她第一次说葬礼的事时 When she first mentioned what's about to happen,
我说 除非我死了 I said, 'over my dead body.'
她说 不 丹尼尔 除非我死了 And she said, 'no, Daniel, over mine.'
和往常一样 我最爱的姑娘 And as usual, my darling girl...
萨姆亲爱的妈妈说对了 and Sam's darling mum was right.
所以她最后的告别 So she's going to say her final farewell...
不是通过我 to you not through me but,
而是无可避免地 inevitably,
酷酷地 ever so coolly,
通过不朽的天才 through the immortal genius...
70年代英国最红的偶像团体
湾市摇滚客传达 of the Bay City Rollers.
再见 宝贝 宝贝 再见 Bye bye baby, baby goodbye.
再见 宝贝 宝贝 再见 Goodbye baby, baby bye bye.
再见 宝贝 Bye bye baby.
别让我哭泣 Don't make me cry.
再见 宝贝 宝贝 再见 Goodbye baby, baby bye bye.
姑娘我非你不娶 You're the one girl in town I'd marry.
等我自由就要以身相许 Girl I'd marry you now if I were free.
真希望能够如此 I wish it could be.
我虽然爱你 却不能敞开心怀 I could love you but why begin it?
我们的爱没有未来 Cos there ain't any future in it.
她已深入我心 但我身在牢笼 那么 She's got me but I'm not free so...
再见 宝贝 宝贝 再见 Bye bye baby, baby goodbye.
再见 宝贝 宝贝 再见 Goodbye baby, baby bye bye.
再见 宝贝 别让我哭泣 Bye bye baby, don't make me cry.
再见 宝贝 宝贝 再见 Goodbye baby, baby bye bye.
希望从未遇见你 Wish I never had known you...
你爱他吗 Do you love him?
什么 Er, er, what?
我以为最好直白点 No. I just thought I'd ask blunt question
免得一旦说到你心里 in case it was the right one
你想找人谈谈 and you needed someone to talk to about it...
但是原来没人问起过你 and no one had ever asked you
所以你没说过 心里很想说出来 so you've never been talked about it but you may want to.
不 不 答案是不 当然不是 No. No. No is the answer. Absolutely not.
在我指尖 On my finger...
所以不是 对吗 So that's a no, then?
对的 Yes. Erm...
再见 宝贝 宝贝 再见 Bye bye baby, baby goodbye.
再见 宝贝 宝贝 再见 Goodbye baby, baby bye bye...
你觉得这个DJ这么样 This DJ, what do you reckon?
史上最烂 很可能 The worst in history? Probably.
成败就在下一曲了 I think it all hangs on the next song.
接下来这首献给恋人们 Now here's one for the lovers.
我猜现场的恋人应该不少 That's quite a few of you, I shouldn't be surprised and a half.
他们把它叫做 And they called it...
这下好了 没跑了 He's done it, it's official.
就是史上最烂 Worst DJ in the world.
我猜他们永远不知道... Oh, I guess they'll never know...
萨拉在等你 Sarah's waiting for you.
是的 当然 Oh, yes, of course, erm...
不错 很好 很好 Great, er, good, good.
你怎么样 米娅 How are you doing, Mia?
适应了吗 知道什么人不能惹了吗 Settling in fine? Learning who to avoid?
当然 Absolutely.
哈利 萨拉 Harry? Sarah,
把手机关了 告诉我 switch off your phone and tell me exactly...
你在这里工作多久了 how long it is that you've been working here.
两年 七个月 Two years, seven months,
三天 大概 零两小时吧 three days and, I suppose, what, two hours?
你爱上我们那谜一般的 And how long have you been in love with Karl,
首席设计师卡尔多久了 our enigmatic chief designer?
两年 七个月 三天 Two years, seven months, three days...
一个小时零三十分钟吧 and, I suppose, an hour and 30 minutes.
我想也是 Thought as much.
你觉得大家都知道了吗 Do you think everybody knows?
是的 Yes.
那卡尔知道吗 知道 Do you think Karl knows? Yes.
这 可真糟糕 Oh, that is...that is bad news.
我只是觉得是时候... I just thought that maybe the time...
采取行动了 had come to do something about it.
比如呢 约他喝东西 Like what? Invite him out for a drink...
几杯下肚 你就假装随口说出 and then after about 20 minutes, casually drop into the conversation
你想和他结婚 the fact that you'd like to marry him
上床 生宝宝 and have lots of sex and babies.
这你也知道 是的 You know that? Yes.
卡尔也知道 And so does Karl.
好好考虑下 为了大家好 Think about it, for all our sakes.
圣诞节要到了 It's Christmas.
当然 好的 没问题 Certainly. Excellent. Will do.
谢谢 老板 Thanks, boss.
嗨 萨拉 嗨 卡尔 Hi, Sarah. Hi, Karl.
来吧 表达出来 Come on and let it show
亲爱的 当然 尽管说吧 Babe. Absolutely, fire away.
米娅 米娅 能不能小点声 Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
那是什么歌啊 What is that?
这首是红极一时的比利·麦克 That was the Christmas effort...
为大家带来的圣诞歌曲 from the once great Billy Mack.
天啊 巨星居然沦落成这样 Oh, dear me, how are the mighty fallen.
我以贞操起誓 这绝对是本世纪 I can safely put my hand up my arse and say that is the worst record
我听过的最烂的唱片 I've heard this century...
巧的是 Oh, and coincidentally,
再过几分钟 比利将会在 I believe Billy will be a guest...
我朋友迈克的节目中做客 on my friend Mike's show in a few minutes' time.
欢迎回来 比尔 Welcome back, Bill.
比利 欢迎回来 So, Billy, welcome back to the airwaves.
你的圣诞新曲 翻唱了《爱无所不在》 New Christmas single, cover of Love Is All Around.
除了 Except we've changed
我们把"爱"换成了"圣诞" the word 'love' to 'Christmas'.
是的 你要传达什么信息吗 比尔 Yes, is that an important message to you, Bill?
没什么意义 迈克 Not really, Mike.
圣诞节这个节日 Christmas is a time for people...
是给有爱人的人过的 with someone they love in their lives.
难道你没有吗 没有 迈克尔 And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.
当我年轻气盛 事业有成的时候 When I was young and successful,
我又贪婪又愚蠢 I was greedy and foolish...
所以现在还是单身 and now I'm left with no one,
满脸皱纹 孤独终老 wrinkled and alone.
非常感谢 比尔 谢什么 Wow. Thanks for that, Bill. For what?
谢谢你如此真诚的回答 For actually giving a real answer to a question.
受邀来沃特福德电台的人 It doesn't often happen here...
可不都是这么真诚 at Radio Watford, I can tell you.
随便问吧 我都实话实说 Ask me anything, I'll tell you the truth.
你上过的人里谁最好 Best shag you ever had?
小甜甜布兰妮 Britney Spears.
没有啦 开玩笑的 No, only kidding.
她糟透了 好吧 再问一个 She was rubbish. OK, here's one.
你觉得你的新唱片 How do you think the new record...
和以前那张经典的比 怎么样 compares to your old, classic stuff?
拜托 麦克 咱俩心里都清楚 Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do...
这唱片就是垃圾 the record's crap.
但如果今年圣诞节 But wouldn't it be great...
唱片排行榜榜首 if number one this Christmas...
不是自大的小青年 wasn't some smug teenager...
而是个老瘾君子的专辑 but an old exheroin addict...
不是也挺好的 searching for a comeback at any price?
圣诞节那天 唱歌的小伙子们 Those young popsters come Christmas...
光着身子冲出去 will be stretched out naked...
晒着小小鸟 with a cute bird balancing on their balls...
我却只能缩进破公寓 and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat...
和丑八怪经纪人 with me manager Joe,
乔待在一起 ugliest man in the world,
真他妈的痛苦啊 fucking miserable because...
因为他妈的没上榜首 our fucking gamble didn't pay off.
孩子们 如果你们和比利叔叔一样 So if you believe in Father Christmas,
相信有圣诞老人 children, like your Uncle Billy does,
就快来买我的狗屎专辑吧 buy my festering turd of a record.
请注意那句蠢透了的歌词 And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness...
就是第四句里 of the moment we try to squeeze...
我们拼了命塞进去一个音节 an extra syllable into the fourth line.
我想你指的是 I think you're referring to...
如果你真心爱圣诞 'If you really love Christmas...'
来吧 下一场雪 'Come on and let it snow.'
下面 让我们再次欣赏 So, here it is one more time,
有望圣诞节登顶榜单的 the dark horse for this year's
一匹黑马 Christmas number one,
《圣诞无所不在》 Christmas Is All Around.
谢谢比利 稍后是新闻 Thank you, Billy. After this, the news.
新首相已经麻烦缠身了吗 Is the new prime minister in trouble already?
它就在我的指尖 也在我的足尖 I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
好 下面呢 美国总统来访 OK. What's next? The President's visit.
距圣诞四周
对 恐怕这个事情 Ah, yes, yes. I fear this is going to be...
不太好处理 阿历克斯 a difficult one to play. Alex.
党内的呼声很响 There's a strong feeling in the party...
要我们不能像上届政府一样 we mustn't allow ourselves to be bullied...
任人摆布 毫无尊严 没错 from pillar to post like the last government. Hear, hear.
这是第一个重要考验 This is our first really important test,
得做出表率 let's take a stand.
没错 没错 我明白 Right. Right. I understand that...
但我还是决定... but I have decided...
先不要 还不是时候 not to. Not this time.
虽然要谨慎行事 We will, of course, try to be clever,
但别忘了 but let's not forget that America...
美国仍然是世界上最强大的国家 is the most powerful country in the world.
我不能像个任性的孩子一样 I'm not going to act like a petulant child.
得把谁伺候爽了 Who do you have to screw round here...
才能有茶和饼干 to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
好吧 Right.
请进 Yeah, come in.
这些是财政部的 These are from the Treasury...
这些是为您准备的 and these are for you.
太棒了 多谢 Excellent. Thanks a lot.
我一直希望您能当选 I was hoping you'd win, not that
当然换了别人我也要好好照顾 I wouldn't have been nice to the other bloke,
但他只有普通的饼干吃 just always given him the boring biscuits...
上面没有巧克力 with no chocolate.
多谢 谢谢 Thanks very much. Thanks...
娜塔莉 Natalie.
天啊 拜托 要淡定 God, come on, get a grip.
你可是堂堂首相啊 You're the Prime Minister, for God's sake.
你觉得我们的新首相怎么样 So what do you reckon to our new prime minister?
我挺喜欢他的 只是不明白 Oh, I like him. I can't understand...
他为什么还没结婚 why he's not married, though.
他们都那样 工作就是他们的爱人 You know the type, he's married to his job.
要不然他就是同性恋 Either that or gay as a picnic basket.
朱迪 你能不能 Excuse me, Judy, if you could...
把胸部放低一点 just lower the nipples...
再稍微往左侧一点 and cheat them a bit to the left?
好 Ok.
朱迪 不得不说 我真是开心 I have to say, Judy, this is a real pleasure,
能有个谈得来的人真好 it's lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.
谢谢你 不客气 Thank you. Oh, well, you know.
我也有同感 谢谢 And ditto. Thank you.
朱迪 继续动起来 The move again, please, Judy.
对不起 Ooh, sorry.
天 对不起 你没事吧 Oh, God, sorry. You all right?
激动人心的消息 什么 Exciting news. What?
我买了去美国的机票啦 I've bought a ticket to the States.
三星期后出发 I'm off in three weeks.
不会吧 是的 No. Yes.
去一个棒极了的地方 叫威斯康星州 To a fantastic place called Wisconsin.
不是吧 No.
是的 威斯康星州的宝贝们 Yes. Wisconsin babes,
科林爵士来啦 here comes Sir Colin.
不要吧 科林 美国是有不少美妞 No, Col. There are a few babes in America,
这没错 I grant you,
但她们只爱又高又帅的 but they're going out with rich, attractive guys.
托尼 你是嫉妒了 Tone, you're just jealous.
你很清楚 You know perfectly well...
美国任何一个酒吧里 that any bar anywhere in America...
都有十来个美妞 contains ten girls more beautiful...
更愿意和我滚床单 and more likely to have sex with me...
比英国的多 还更漂亮 than the whole of the United Kingdom.
胡说八道 你疯了吧 That is total bollocks. You're mad.
不 我很清醒 在美国我就是威廉王子 No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William...
只不过家人正常多了 without the weird family.
不 科林 别去 我要去 No, Colin, no. Yes.
不 要 Nyet. Da.
不行 行 亲爱的 Nein. Ja, darling.
好吧 圣诞派对 Right, the Christmas party,
我不怎么喜欢 not my favourite night of the year...
还得麻烦你组织 and your unhappy job to organise.
可不是 其实很简单 Tell me. It's basic, really.
找个派对场所 酒多多益善 Find a venue, overorder on the drinks,
买一堆鳄梨酱 bulk buy the guacamole...
警告姑娘们 如果不想被袭胸的话 and advise the girls to avoid Kevin...
就离凯文远点 if they want their breasts unfondled.
可以带家属吗 Wives and family and stuff?
可以 但不要带小孩 Yeah. I mean, not children.
妻子 女朋友之类的可以 But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera.
天啊 你不会有个身高六尺 Oh, Christ, you haven't got some horrible...
爱穿紧身T恤的 sixfoot, tightTshirtwearing...
讨人厌的男朋友吧 boyfriend?
槲寄生下的姑娘可以被人亲吻
没有 我就在槲寄生下边 No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe,
等着人来吻 hoping to be kissed.
是吗 Really?
不错 Right.
最近他整天都待在房间里 He now spends all the time in his room.
他现在肯定也是 I mean, he'll be up there now.
挺正常的 我那讨人厌的儿子... That's not unusual. My horrid son...
伯纳德 Bernard?
伯纳德 也一直宅在房间里 Bernard. Stays in his room all the time.
幸亏他不出来 Thank goodness.
但凯伦 他全天都在里边 Yeah, but Karen, this is all the time.
我担心真的出什么事 I'm afraid that there's something...
你知道吗 really wrong, you know?
当然肯定和他妈妈去世有关 I mean, clearly it's about his mum...
但他的样子就像往眼球里 but Christ, he might be injecting heroin...
注射了海洛因一样 into his eyeballs for all I know.
11岁就这样了吗 At the age of 11?
禁止入内
也许不是眼球里 Well, maybe not his eyeballs, then.
可能是静脉 Maybe just his veins.
问题在于 The problem is...
他妈妈以前经常跟他谈心 his mum always used to talk to him, you know, and...
我也说不清 好像 I don't know, this whole stepfather thing...
身为继父 我的责任 seems suddenly to somehow matter
突然变重了 like it never did before.
听着 总会有这么一个阶段 Listen, it was always going to be...
让你伤透脑筋的 a totally shit time.
耐心点 Just be patient.
去看看房间里有没有有针头 And maybe check the room for needles.
他好不容易走出房间 And then when he sometimes does come out,
一看就没少哭 it's obvious he's been crying.
她去世真是可惜了 It's just such a ridiculous waste.
要是萨姆的生活也跟着毁了 And now if it's going to ruin Sam's life as well...
我真是迷茫了 I just don't know.
振作起来 Get a grip.
没人喜欢娘娘腔 People hate sissies.
你一直哭鼻子 No one's ever gonna shag you...
谁还和你上床 if you cry all the time.
对 没错 Yeah. Absolutely.
很有用 Helpful.
萨穆埃尔 说说你的烦恼吧 So, what's the problem, Samuel?
是因为妈妈 还是别的 Is it just Mum or is it something else, huh?
是学校的事吗 Maybe school?
有人欺负你吗 Are you being bullied?
还是有更糟的事情 Or is it something worse?
能提供点线索给我吗 Can you give me any clues at all?
你真的想知道 我真的想知道 You really want to know? I really want to know.
即使你什么忙也帮不上 Even though you won't be able to help?
对 即使是这样 Even if that's the case, yeah.
那好吧 OK. Well...
其实 事实是... truth is, actually...
我坠入爱河了 I'm in love.
什么 Sorry?
我知道我该为妈妈的事难过 I know I should be thinking...
我也的确很难过 但是我坠入爱河了 about Mum and I am but I'm in love.
她去世之前就是 I was before she died...
我也无能为力 and there's nothing I can do about it.
你这个年纪是不是太早了点 Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
不早 No.
那好吧 还好还好 Ah, well. OK, well...
我可以松口气了 I'm a little relieved.
为什么 因为我... Why? Because I...
原以为是比这痛苦的事 thought it'd be something worse.
有比坠入爱河更痛苦的吗 Worse than the total agony of being in love?
是 你说得对 No, you're right.
是最痛苦 Total agony.
晚安 萨拉 晚安 卡尔 Night, Sarah. Night, Karl.
是 当然 Yeah, absolutely.
一点也不忙 说吧 Free as a bird. Fire away.
又是一个人了 Alone again.
自然而然地 Naturally.
我会处理好的 I'll deal with it.
娜塔莉 先生 Ah. Natalie. Sir.
多谢 Thanks.
娜塔莉 Natalie.
因为工作 Erm, I'm starting to feel...
我们经常接触 uncomfortable about us...
我却不怎么了解你 working so closely every day...
我觉得不太自然 and me knowing so little about you,
好像我不近人情似的 it seems elitist and wrong.
也没什么可了解的 Well, there's not much to know.
比如 你住哪 Well, erm, where do you live, for instance?
旺兹沃思 比较穷的那头 Wandsworth. The dodgy end.
我姐姐也住在旺兹沃思 Ah, my sister lives in Wandsworth.
哪头比较穷呢 So which exactly is the dodgy end?
在主干道的尽头 At the end of the high street,
哈里斯街 女王首酒吧旁 Harris Street, near the Queen's Head.
对 对 是挺穷的 Oh, yeah, yeah, that is dodgy.
那你... Erm, and you live...
和你的男朋友或是老公一起住吗 with your husband? Boyfriend?
是不是还有三个可爱的私生子 Three illegitimate but charming children?
没有 No.
我刚刚分手 I've just split up with my boyfriend, so...
所以搬回去和爸妈住了 I'm back with my mum and dad for a while.
抱歉 没事的 Ah. Sorry. No, it's fine.
我受够他了 I'm well shot of him.
他说我越来越胖了 什么 He said I was getting fat. I beg your pardon?
他说没人会喜欢 He said no one'd fancy a girl...
腿粗得跟树干一样的女生 with thighs the size of tree trunks.
最后发现他也没那么好 Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.
的确 No.
那个 You know, erm...
作为首相 being Prime Minister,
我可以随时把他灭口 I could just have him murdered.
谢谢你 先生 我会考虑的 Thank you, sir. I'll think about it.
一定要哦 空军特勤队很厉害的 Do. The SAS are absolutely charming.
冷血无情 训练有素的杀手一个电话就到 Ruthless, trained killers are just a phone call away.
天啊 Oh, God.
你有过这种烦恼吗 Did you have this kind of problem?
前首相撒切尔夫人
肯定有 你这骚婆娘 Yeah, course you did, you saucy minx.
那我们开始吧 一定能解决 So, let's go. We can definitely crack this.
我也有过童年 Remember, I was a kid once, too.
说吧 是学校里的人 对吗 So, come on, it's someone at school. Right?
是 好 很好 Yeah. Uhhuh. Good, good.
她...或许是他 觉得你怎么样 And what does she, he, feel about you?
是她 根本不知道我的名字 SHE doesn't even know my name.
即使知道了 她肯定会鄙视我 And even if she did, she'd despise me.
她是全校最酷的女生 She's the coolest girl in school.
人人都崇拜她 因为她像仙女一样 And everyone worships her because she's heaven.
好 很好 Good. Good.
那 Well,
这还真是操蛋 是吗 basically you're fucked, aren't you?
大家好 欢迎回来 Hi there and welcome back.
距离圣诞还有三周 So, three weeks till Christmas, looks like...
看来你最强的竞争者应该是蓝色乐队 the real competition is gonna be Blue.
上星期我在节目里见过他们 I saw them on the show last week.
他们对我的新唱片表示不屑 They weren't very nice about my record.
是吗 小坏蛋们 No. Little scamps.
但他们很有天赋 But very, very talented musicians.
对了 比利 你有奖品送给 Yeah. Billy. I understand you've got a prize...
比赛的胜出者对吗 for our competition winners.
英国的偶像组合
没错 蚂蚁和十二月 Yes, I have, Ant or Dec.
是定制的签字笔 It's a personalised felttip pen.
太棒了 Oh, great.
这支笔很棒的 可以在玻璃上写字呢 It's brilliant. It even writes on glass,
如果有张装裱过的照片 so if you've got a framed picture,
比如说 蓝色乐队的这张吧 like, for instance, this one of Blue,
你可以直接在上面写字 you can just write on it.
我们鸡鸡小
有很多孩子在看呢 比利 Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy.
对哦 Oh, yeah.
孩子们 你们好 Hiya, kids.
比尔叔叔有一件很重要的事 Here's an important message...
要跟你们说 from your Uncle Bill
不要去买毒品 don't buy drugs.
做个流行歌手 Become a pop star...
就有人免费送你了 and they give you them for free.
我想广告时间到了 And I do believe it's a commercial break.
休息一下 马上回来 We'll see you soon. Byebye.
我要的圣诞大礼就是你 All I want for Christmas is you...
距圣诞三周
拆开圣诞礼物吧
快看啊 等一下 Look at him. Just a minute.
没什么好笑的 这是艺术 Actually, they're not funny. They're art.
那么 周四 来我家吧 OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place.
好啊 朱丽叶在另一条线上 Great. I've got Juliet on the other line,
我转接给你 她想请你帮个忙 can I patch her through? She wants to ask you a favor.
好的 谢谢 态度好点 OK, fine. Thanks and, er, be nice.
我态度一直很好 I'm always nice.
你懂我的意思 马克 友善点 You know what I mean, Marky, be friendly.
我一直都 马克 I'm always... Mark?
蜜月过得怎么样 Hi. How was the honeymoon?
好极了 It was great.
你的送别真棒 Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff.
需要我帮什么 一个小忙而已 So, what can I do for you? It's only a tiny favour.
我看过了婚礼的视频 I've just tried the wedding video...
拍得太糟了 and it's a disaster.
居然全是蓝绿色的 It's come out all blue and wibbly.
真遗憾 I'm sorry.
我记得你也拍了不少 I remember you filming a lot...
可不可以借我看看 and I wondered if I could look at it.
说实话 其实我 To be honest, I didn't really...
拜托了 我只想看看 Please. All I want is one shot of me...
自己穿正常婚纱的样子 in a wedding dress that isn't turquoise.
让我找找 不过肯定已经抹掉了 I'll have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it,
所以也别抱什么希望 so don't get any hopes up.
我先挂了 Must go.
我们的红娘计划有什么进展吗 Any progress with our matchmaking plans?
没有 我糟透了 根本没机会 No. I've done fuckall and never will...
我配不上他 because he's too good for me.
没错 How true.
够了 Stop.
果然 你电话又响了 And of course, your mobile goes.
喂 你好吗 Hello. Hi. How you doing?
圣诞派对进展如何 So, how's the Christmas party going?
很好 Good.
我找到合适的地方了 Think I've found a venue.
什么地方 好地方 What's it like? Good. Good.
一家画廊 有很多阴暗的角落 It's an art gallery. Full of dark corners...
刚好做见不得人的事 for doing dark deeds.
好 Oh. Right.
很好 我是不是应该 Good. Well, I suppose I should...
先去看看什么的 take a look at it or something.
没错 You should.
你好 埃莉诺 Ah, bonjour, Eleonore.
你好 贝内特先生 欢迎回来 Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back.
今年有女伴吗 And this year you bring a lady guest?
没有 情况有变 我一个人来的 No. There's a change of situation. Just me.
我该不该替你难过呢 Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
你见怪不怪了吧 I think you're not surprised.
你圣诞节前都会在这里吗 And you stay here till Christmas?
是的 没错 Yeah, yeah.
很好 我给你找了一位 Good. Well, I find you...
能帮你收拾屋子的姑娘 a perfect lady to clean the house.
这是奥莱利亚 This is Aurelia.
你好 奥莱利亚 你好 Er, bonjour, Aurelia. Bonjour.
我 我混高兴 Er, je suis, er, tres heureux...
轮识你 de vous avoir ici.
不好意思 她和你一样 Unfortunately, she cannot speak French,
不会说法语 just like you.
她是葡萄牙人 She's Portuguese.
你好[意大利语] Ah, ah, buongiorno.
20世纪60年代葡萄牙球星
尤西比奥 Eusebio, er, er...
意大利语和西班牙语的混合版
很好 Er, molto bueno...
她和尤西比奥差了有十年 I think she's ten years too young...
肯定不会记得他 to remember a footballer called Eusebio.
刚才那句是西班牙语吧 And 'molto bueno' is Spanish.
是的 Right.
好吧 总之很高兴认识你 Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...
你能在她工作结束后送她回家吗 Can you drive her home after her work?
当然可以 Oh, absolutely, yes.
我 灰常 混开心 ConCon grande, er, plplesura.
这是什么 土耳其语吗 Which is what? Turkish?
真美[阳性] Bello.
真美啊[阴性] Er, bella.
这段是胡说的
山 山 Er, monmontagno,
真是 arvarez...
好吧 沉默是金 No, right. Silence is golden.
崔麦罗斯乐团说过 As the Tremeloes said.
真聪明 Clever guys,
我觉得这句话是 although I think the original version was...
出自法兰基·维里与四季合唱团吧 by Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons.
很棒的乐队 Grgreat band.
我还是闭嘴吧 Oh, shut up.
总统先生 Mr President.
这边请 先生 Over here, sir.
请问你们这次会谈些什么问题呢 What will you be talking about?
总统先生 欢迎 Mr President, welcome.
很高兴见到你 It's a pleasure to meet you.
这边请 Come through.
可惜尊夫人没能一起来 I'm sorry your wife couldn't make it.
是啊 她没来 虽然她来了 So is she. Although she would have been...
也是寂寞 kind of lonely.
是的 多悲哀啊 对吧 Yes. Pathetic, isn't it?
我一直找不到姑娘 Just never been able to tie a girl down.
政治是姑娘们的情敌 Not sure that politics and dating go together.
是吗 我怎么没发现 Really? I've never found that.
因为你帅到忧伤 Yeah, you're still sickeningly handsome,
我却像个老太婆 whereas I look like my Aunt Mildred.
你的飞机真不错 Very jealous of your plane, by the way.
谢谢 我们也很喜欢 Thank you. We love that thing.
娜塔莉 Ah, Natalie. Hi.
早上好 女士 今天怎么样 Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far?
真不错 Excellent.
天哪 My goodness,
这妞可真好看 that's a pretty little son of a bitch.
看胸前那一对 Did you see those pipes?
她确实很好 工作方面 Yeah, she's terrific. At her job.
不 不行 这个问题 No, absolutely not.
我们不能 也不会做出让步 We cannot and will not consult on that either.
真是意外 That is unexpected.
不应该有意外 Well, it shouldn't be.
上一任政府说得很清楚 The last administration made it perfectly clear.
希望你们继续坚持 We're being consistent with their policies.
恕我直言 这破政策没什么好坚持的 With all respect, they were bad policies.
谢谢 阿历克斯 我觉得 Thanks, Alex. I don't think...
这问题没什么可谈的了 we're making progress here.
继续下一项吧 好吗 Let's, erm... move on, shall we?
好吧 今天倒挺有意思 Well, now, that was an interesting day.
抱歉 但我们的底线不能变 Sorry if our line was firm
就算迁就你们 but there's no point in tiptoeing around today,
也只能再让你失望四年 then just disappointing you for four years.
我自有计划 必须执行下去 I have plans and I plan to see them through.
当然了 Absolutely.
最后还有一件事 There is one final thing to look at.
对我很重要 等我一下 It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second.
你想要什么我都可以满足你 I'll give you anything you ask for.
只要我愿意 As long as it's not something
给你就行 I don't wanna give.
我真悲剧 Pathetic.
威士忌真棒 It's great Scotch.
我 我该走了 I'll, erm... I'll be going, then.
娜塔莉 Er, Natalie,
我希望美英两国加深合作 I hope to see much more of you...
我也能加深了解你 as our countries work toward a better future.
谢谢 先生 Thank you, sir.
好 彼得 Er, yes, Peter.
总统先生 您对这次访问还满意吗 Mr President, has it been a good visit?
非常满意 Very satisfactory indeed.
我们的目的已经达到了 We got what we came for...
两国仍然保持着特殊伙伴关系 and our special relationship is still very special.
首相先生呢 Prime Minister?
"关系"这个词用得好 I love that word 'relationship'.
能把罪恶都掩盖掉 Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?
恐怕这关系已经变质了 I fear that this has become a bad relationship.
现在的伙伴关系是 A relationship based on...
总统要什么就拿什么 the President taking what he wants...
却随意忽略掉那些 and casually ignoring all those things...
对英国很重要的 that really matter to, erm...
事物 Britain.
虽然我们面积不大 可也是强国 We may be a small country but we're a great one, too.
这个国家孕育出了莎士比亚 The country of Shakespeare,
丘吉尔 甲壳虫乐队 Churchill, the Beatles,
肖恩·康纳利和哈利·波特 Sean Connery, Harry Potter.
大卫·贝克汉姆的右脚 David Beckham's right foot.
说起来 他的左脚应该也是 David Beckham's left foot, come to that.
欺负我们的人就不是朋友了 And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
只有强大才能不被人欺 And since bullies only respond to strength,
所以从现在起 from now onward,
我们就要奋发图强 I will be prepared to be much stronger.
总统先生也要做好准备 And the President should be prepared for that.
总统先生 Mr President.
乔 Joe.
你妹妹在4号线上 It's your sister on line four.
好的 喂 我很忙 我还有很多 All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy...
重要的事情要处理 你有事吗 and important, how can I help you?
你疯了吗 Have you gone completely insane?
我哪能一直头脑清醒 You can't always be sensible.
当首相就必须清醒 You can if you're Prime Minister.
财政大臣在另一条线上 It's the Chancellor of the Exchequer on the other line.
哪有 It isn't.
我一会打给你 不行 I'll call you back. No, you won't.
当首相的妹妹真烦人 The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister
因为跟他一比你太渺小了 is it puts your life into rather harsh perspective.
我哥哥今天做了什么呢 What did my brother do today?
他为国家挺身而出 He stood up and fought for his country.
我做了什么 What did I do?
我用纸做了个龙虾头 I made a papiermache Lobster head.
这是什么歌啊 What is this we're listening to?
20世纪六七十年代的流行歌手
琼妮·米歇尔 Joni Mitchell.
你居然还在听琼妮·米歇尔 I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.
我超爱她 真爱永不变 I love her and true love lasts a lifetime.
琼妮·米歇尔教会了你这个 Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught...
冷淡的英国太太用心感受 your cold English wife how to feel.
是吗 真不错 Did she? Oh, well, that's good,
看来我得给她写封感谢信 I must write to her and say thanks.
哪个送给黛西的朋友艾米丽 Which doll for Daisy's friend Emily?
异装癖的这个 The one that looks like a transvestite...
还是施虐女王的这个 or the one that looks like a dominatrix?
这已经足以激起 'It's almost enough...
我们的爱国之情 to make you feel patriotic,
谨以此歌献给 'so here's one...
我们牛气冲天的首相先生 for our arsekicking prime minister.
献给钻石王老五的钻石单曲 'A golden oldie for a golden oldie.'
抱紧我 Hold me
让我来满足你 I'll give you all that you need
用你的爱抱紧我 Wrap your love around me
你像把火 燃烧了我 You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter
宝贝 Oh baby
带你坠入云端 带你坠入云端 I'll take you down, I'll take you down
体会从未有过的快感 Where no one's ever gone before
如果你想要更多 And if you want more
如果你想要更多 更多 If you want more, more, more
为爱起舞 Jump for my love
扑过来 Jump in
感受我的爱抚 And feel my touch
舞动起来 想要我的吻吗 Jump, if you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
为爱起舞吧 Jump for my love
带你坠入云端 带你坠入云端 I'll take you down, I'll take you down
体会从未有过的快感 Where no one's ever gone...
玛丽 可以把日本大使的 Mary, can we move the Japanese...
会面改到明天四点吗 ambassador to four o'clock tomorrow?
当然可以 先生 好极了 谢谢 Certainly, sir. Terrific. Thanks so much.
距圣诞两周
最后一块你要吗吗 Erm. Would you like the last, er...?
谢谢你 不用了 Thank you very much but no.
见到我姐姐你就知道为什么了 If you saw my sister, you'd understand why.
没关系 那就我吃 That's all right, more for me.
不要全都一个人吃 Just don't go eating it all yourself,
你会越来越胖的 you're getting chubbier every day.
幸好我的体质 I'm very lucky I've got a constitution...
怎么吃都不胖 where I never put on weight.
你好 Hello.
对不起 Oop. Sorry.
你好 Hello?
谢谢 哦 不 Thank you. Nao.
天哪 原谅我吧 等等 Eu peco imensa desculpa. Oh, no. Hold on.
天哪 那可是整整半本书啊 God, it's half the book.
不要这样啊 Que desastre.
不要啊 别管它了 没什么大不了的 Oh, no. Just leave them, please. They're not important.
不用捡了 没必要 They're not worth it.
停下 停下 Stop. Stop.
都是垃圾 It's all just rubbish.
别管它了 Just leave it.
天哪 她跳下去了 Oh, God, she's in.
如果我不跳下去 And now she'll think I'm a total spaz...
她一定觉得我是胆小鬼 if I don't go in too.
操 真冷 Fuck, it's cold.
操 冻死了 操 Fuck It's freezing. Fuck.
但愿这是本好书 This stuff better be good.
你不用跳 It's not worth it,
又不是莎士比亚 this isn't bloody Shakespeare.
我可不想因为什么 I don't want to drown...
我奶奶都能写出来的东西 saving some shit my grandmother...
淹死 could have written.
别捡了 别捡了 Just stop. Stop.
你真蠢 What kind of idiot...
不知道备份吗 doesn't make copies?
以后真得备份了 I really must do copies.
但愿这里没有鳗鱼 There'd better not be eels in here.
千万别惹鳗鱼 Try not to disturb the eels.
天哪 这是什么玩意儿 Oh, what the hell is that?
谢谢 真是太感谢你了 Thank you. Thank you so much.
我要以你的名字 I know. I'll name...
命名一个角色 one of the characters after you.
也许你可以用我的名字 Maybe you could name...
命名一个角色 one of the characters after me.
或者分给我50%的利润 Or give me 50% of the profits.
我可以给你5%的利润 Or I could give you 5% of the profits.
这本书是讲什么的 What kind of book is it?
也有"冒险故事"的意思
浪漫爱情 是的 Romance? Yes.
对 就是有关 It's, erm...
惊悚啊 犯罪啊 thriller...crime...
对 Si.
犯罪 还有谋杀什么的 Crime. Crime, murder.
很吓人吗 Frightening?
吓人吗 是有点吓人 Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary.
其实也不是很吓人 And, er, sometimes not.
主要是我的水平烂得吓人 Mainly scary how bad the writing is.
我要接着干活了 I'd better get back to work.
你一会可以送我回家吗 Later you'll drive me home?
可以 Sure.
送你回家是我一天中 It's my favourite time of day...
最开心的时候 driving you.
和你分开是我一天中 It's the saddest part of my day,
最难过的时候 leaving you.
对不起 Sorry.
稍后的节目将迎来 And coming up, later this morning,
这位 it's this guy...'
没有开始 也没有结束 There's no beginning, there'll be no end...
圣诞绝对 Cos on Christmas...
摇滚圈里的坏老头 He bad grandad of rock'n'roll,
不要走开 10:30马上开始 'here at 10:30. Do not switch off.'
要香蕉太妃派吗 Banoffee pie?
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
谢天谢地 你要是真要了 Thank God. You would've broken my heart...
我会心疼死的 if you'd said yes.
是啊 幸亏我不要 Right, well, lucky you.
我可以进去吗 Can I come in?
可以 不过我有点很忙 Er, yeah, well, I'm a bit busy...
但是刚好路过 就想也许 I was just passing and I thought...
能来找你要婚礼视频 we might check that video thing out.
我本来想拿派或是小点心 I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie...
和你交换 or maybe Munchies?
我是认真的 我真的不记得 Actually, I was serious, I don't know...
自己放哪了 我晚上找找 where it is. I'll have a look tonight.
马克 能让我说几句吗 Mark, can I say something?
可以啊 Yeah.
我知道你是彼得最好的哥们 I know you're Peter's best friend...
我也知道你一直以来都不喜欢我 and I know you've never particularly warmed to me.
别 不用否认 Look, don't, don't argue.
我们关系一直不太好 We've never got friendly.
可我希望我们之间能有所缓和 But I wanted to say, I hope that can change.
我很好 真的 I'm nice. I really am.
虽然不太会做派 Apart from my terrible taste in pie and...
我真的希望我们能成为朋友 It would be great if we could be friends.
当然 当然 Absolutely. Absolutely.
太好了 Great.
但还是不一定能找到录像带 Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though.
你来电话之后 我就仔细找了一下 I had a real search when you first called and
没找到 所以... couldn't find any trace of it so...
这上面写着 This one says
"彼得和朱丽叶的婚礼" 'Peter and Juliet's Wedding'.
会不会就是这个 Do you think we might be on the right track?
对啊 Er, yeah, well...
还...还真有可能是 Wow. Thatthat could be it.
我能不能...我可能洗掉了 Do you mind if I...? I've probably taped over it.
我的带子都录《白宫风云》了[美剧] Almost everything's episodes of West Wing.
找对了 Oh, bingo.
真不错 That's lovely.
你拍得真不错啊 Well done, you.
太漂亮了 Oh, that's gorgeous.
太感谢你了 马克 Thank you so much, Mark,
这就是我想要的效果 this is exactly what I was hoping for.
我看着还挺漂亮的 I look quite pretty.
你跟得挺紧 是吧 You've stayed rather close, haven't you?
都是我的镜头 They're all of me.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
是的 Yes.
可是 But...
你从不和我说话 you never talk to me.
你只和彼得说话 You always talk to Peter.
你不喜欢我 You don't like me.
希望能用 I hope it's useful.
别给太多人看 Don't show it around too much.
还需要剪辑一下 Needs a bit of editing.
我得去吃午饭了 Look, I've got to get to a... lunch.
早午饭 Early lunch.
你一会儿自己走吧 You can just show yourself out.
这东西是 很私密的 It's a... selfpreservation thing, you see.
我就是我 Oh I am what I am
为我欲为 I'll do what I want
但我无法隐藏 But I can't hide
我不会离去 And I won't go
我夜不能寐 I won't sleep
我难以呼吸 And I can't breathe
除非有你在身旁 Until you're resting here with me
我不会离开 And I won't leave
我无法隐藏 And I can't hide
我不能自已 I cannot be
直到你在这里 Until you're resting here
我不会离去 And I won't go
我夜不能寐 And I won't sleep
我难以呼吸 And I can't breathe
直到你在我身边 Until you're resting here with me...
进来 Yeah.
安妮 亲爱的 梦中情人 我的船娘 Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.
我需要你帮个忙 Need you to do a favour for me.
没问题 Of course.
大英雄有什么要求尽管提 Anything for the hero of the hour.
别问我为什么 Don't ask me why,
也别乱联想 and don't read stuff into this,
就是我性子有点怪 it's just a weird personality thing.
你知道这娜塔莉吗 But, erm, you know Natalie who works here?
那个胖胖的女孩吗 The chubby girl?
她真的胖吗 Ooh, would we call her chubby?
我觉得她屁股挺大 是的 I think there's a pretty sizeable arse there, yes, sir.
大腿也很粗 Huge thighs.
是吗 好吧 随便了 Yeah. Well, whatever, erm...
她一定是个好姑娘 I'm sure she's a lovely girl...
但我希望你能 but I wonder if you could, erm...
给她调个岗 redistribute her?
没问题 It's done.
萨姆 睡不着吗 Hey, Sammo. Can't sleep?
我有个坏消息 I got some terrible news today.
说说看 Let's have it.
乔安娜要回美国了 Joanna's going back to America.
你女朋友是美国人 Your girl's American?
是啊 她是美国人 Yes, she's American.
但她不是我女朋友 And she's not my girl.
而她要回美国了 And she's going back to America.
我的人生就要完结了 That's the end of my life as I know it.
的确是坏消息 That is bad news.
凯特·温丝莱特 莱昂纳多·迪卡普里奥 泰坦尼克号男女主演
我们需要凯特和里奥 Well, we need Kate... and we need Leo,
现在就需要 and we need them now.
来吧 Come on.
扶好 扶好 'Hold on. Hold on.
眼睛闭好 'Keep your eyes closed.
你相信我吗 相信 'Do you trust me?' 'I trust you.'
你相信我吗 相信 Do you trust me? I trust you.
小傻瓜 放开我 大坏蛋 Fool. Get off, you big bully.
好了 睁开眼睛 'All right, open your eyes.'
萨姆 听我说 You know, Sammy,
我相信她一定很特别 很出色 I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary...
但通常来说 人的一生 but general wisdom is that in the end,
真爱不是唯一的 there isn't just one person for each of us.
但凯特和里奥就是 There was for Kate and Leo.
你也是 There was for you.
我也是 And there is for me.
她是我的唯一 She's the one.
好吧 Fair enough.
她叫乔安娜吗 And her name's Joanna?
是啊 我知道 和妈妈一样 Yeah, I know. Same as Mum.
进来 Yeah.
首相 非常感谢 Prime Minister. Thank you very much.
对不...对不起[葡语] Oh. Appolo... Erm, appologia.
很多...家里人很多 Grande, er... grande familio,
圣诞礼物得准备很多 grande tradizione de Christmas presents.
真蠢 Stupido.
再见了 Well, goodbye.
谢谢你 Thank you.
真的很... Erm, it was, erm...
我会想你的 I will miss you.
还有你慢吞吞的打字速度 And your very slow typing,
和你糟糕的车技 and your very bad driving.
我爱圣诞节 永远都爱 You know I love Christmas, I always will
我已决定 我的感受 My mind's made up, the way that I feel
没有开始 也没有结束 There's no beginning, there'll be no end
圣诞绝对靠得住 Cos on Christmas you can depend...
丹尼尔 Daniel.
我有主意了 谢天谢地 告诉我 I have a plan. Thank the Lord. Tell me.
女孩子都喜欢搞音乐的 是不是 Well, girls love musicians, don't they?
即使是怪人 也有女孩子喜欢 Even the weird ones get girlfriends.
没错 That's right.
上世纪美国著名摇滚歌手
肉饼都跟姑娘上过床 Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once.
老天爷 For God's sake,
英国著名歌手
灵格·斯塔还娶了个邦德女郎 Ringo Starr married a Bond girl.
总之 学期末有个大型音乐会 Whatever. There's this big concert at the end of term,
乔安娜参加了 and Joanna's in it.
我想如果我也加入乐队 I thought if I was in the band
并且好好演奏的话 and played absolutely superbly,
她或许真会爱上我呢 there's a chance that she might actually fall in love with me.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
我觉得是个好主意 妙极了 I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar.
只是 有一个很小很小的问题 Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup.
我不会乐器吗 I don't play a musical instrument?
是的 Yes, sir.
小问题 无关紧要 A tiny, insignificant detail.
Too Lost in You Sugarbabes
你看着我的眼 You look into my eyes
节奏就是我的生命
我失去理智 I go out of my mind
什么也看不见 I can't see anything
因为被爱蒙住双眼 Cos this love's got me blind
我不由自主 I can't help myself
这魔咒 无法破除 I can't break this spell
想尝试 却无济于事 I can't even try
宝贝 我为你痴狂 Baby, I'm too lost in you
为你着迷 Caught in you
为你不可自拔 Lost in everything about you
越陷越深 夜不能寐 So deep I can't sleep, I can't...
我看我还是四处敬敬酒吧 I suppose I'd better go and do the duty round.
你太好了 You're a saint.
能和老板来一段吗 Any chance of a dance with the boss?
好啊 当然 当然 Yeah, sure, sure.
只要你男朋友不介意 As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind.
他不是我男朋友 Not my boyfriend.
我满眼都是你 And you're all I see
我只需要你 And you're all I need
救救我 宝贝 救救我 宝贝 Help me, baby Help me, baby
救救我 宝贝 Help me, baby
宝贝 我为你痴狂 Oh baby, I'm too lost in you
为你着迷 Caught in you...
你今晚很漂亮 You're looking very pretty tonight.
为你准备的 It's for you.
什么 Sorry?
都是为你准备的 先生 It's all for you, sir.
是真的 You do
我为你痴狂 宝贝 I'm too lost in you Baby, baby
宝贝 我为你痴狂 Baby, I'm too lost in you
为你着迷 Caught in you
为你不可自拔 Lost in everything about you
越陷越深 夜不能寐 So deep I can't sleep...
你现在一定非常激动吧 'This must be a very exciting moment for you,
圣诞节争夺唱片榜首 fighting for the Christmas number one.
目前情况如何 说实话 很糟糕 'How's it looking so far?' 'Very bad indeed.
蓝色乐队的销量是我的五倍 'Blue are outselling me five to one...
不过我希望后面能追上来 'but I'm hoping for a late surge.
如果我能拿第一 'And, if I reach number one,
圣诞夜我就一丝不挂 'I promise to sing a song stark naked...
在电视上唱一首 on TV on Christmas Eve.'
你说真的吗 当然是真的 迈克尔 'Do you mean that?' 'Of course I do, Michael.
要我先演示一下吗 老色鬼 'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
这样是拿不到第一的 'That'll never make number one.'
Like I Love You Justin Timberlake
领会我的暗示 让我晕头转向 Ma, take a hint, make me swerve in the lane
恶毒是我的名字 毁掉所有痕迹 The name Malicious and I burn every track
克里普斯和贾婷婷 才是重量级 Clipse and J Timberlake now how heavy is that?
我猜 和所有人跳舞是他的任务吧 I suppose it's his job to dance with everyone, isn't it?
和某些人跳得多一些 Some more than others.
来跳一支吧 Just one dance?
趁着还有机会 Before we run out of chances.
我吗 Who, me?
除非你 不不 很好 Unless you just... No. No. Good.
好的 谢谢 Yes. Thanks.
你是个好女孩 You're a good girl
所以我如此相信你 And that's what makes me trust you like I do
夜晚时分 和你聊天 Late at night I talk to you
你就能理解 是什么区别 You will know the difference when...
Turn Me On Norah Jones
像朵鲜花 Like a flower
等待绽放 Waiting to bloom
像只灯泡 Like a light bulb
在黑夜里 In a dark room
我坐在这里 I'm just sitting here
等待着你 Waiting for you
回到家里 To come on home
唤醒我 And turn me on
就像沙漠 Like the desert
等待甘霖 Waiting for the rain
就像孩童 Like a school kid
等待春天 Waiting for the spring
我坐在这 I'm just sitting here
等待着你 Waiting for you
回到家里 To come on home
唤醒我 And turn me on
唤醒我 Turn me on
好了 那我走了 Well, then. I'd better go.
好的 Ok.
晚安 晚安 Good night. Good night.
其实 Actually...
我也可以不走 好啊 很好 I don't have to go. Right. Good.
我 不 这很好 I mean... No, that's good.
只是 你能等我一下吗 Just, erm, would you excuse me for one second?
当然 就一下 Sure. Just one second.
好了 没事了 Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
你十秒钟后上楼来吧 Why don't you come upstairs in about ten seconds?
十秒钟 对 Ten seconds. Ten seconds.
Songbird Eva Cassidy
有了你 For you
我不再哭泣 There'll be no crying
有了你 For you
便晴空万里 The sun will be shining
因为和你在一起 我能感觉到 Cos I feel that when I'm with you
没关系 It's all right...
拉一下就好 好的 Just tug it. OK.
我知道这可以 I know it's right
黄莺在歌唱 And the songbirds
似乎它们也明白 Keep singing like they know the score
我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 And I love you, I love you, I love you...
你真美 You're beautiful.
前所未有的爱 Like never before...
我最好接一下 II'd better answer that.
喂 好啊宝贝 Hello. Hi. Hello, darling.
不不 我不忙 你说吧 No, no, I'm not busy. No, fire away.
好吧 Right.
对 我觉得不太可能 Yes, I... I'm not quite sure it's gonna be possible...
今晚就和教皇通电话 不过... to get the Pope on the phone tonight but...
对 他驱魔是很厉害 但是... Yes. Yes, I'm sure he's very good at exorcism but...
我相信 Well, I'm sure...
邦·乔维乐队吉他手兼主唱
强·邦·乔维也很棒 Jon Bon Jovi is as well...
我一定研究一下 and I'll definitely look into it.
好吗 好的 回头再聊 OK? OK, I'll talk to you later.
好的 再见 All right, byebye.
不好意思 没事 Sorry about that. No, it's fine.
是我弟弟 他不太好 常来电话 It's my brother, he's not well, he calls a lot.
抱歉 不不 没事的 I'm sorry. No, it's fine. It's fine.
不是没事 而是事实如此 I mean, it's not really fine, it is what it is,
父母都不在了 and sort of there being no parents now...
而我们在这里 and us being over here,
我就有责任照看好他 it's my job to keep an eye on him.
不对 不是责任 我很乐意这么做 Not my job, obviously, I'm glad to do it.
没关系 生活中总有很多不如意 That's OK. Life is full of interruptions and complications.
那... So...
他会好受点吗 Will it make him better?
不会 No.
那还是 Then maybe
别接了 don't answer it.
好啊 怎么样 Hey. How you doing?
对 对 不不 别这样 Right, right. Oh, no, please.
求你了 别这样 宝贝 Oh, please, please don't, little darling.
悄悄告诉你 我们会找到办法的 Between the two of us we'll find the answer...
你就不会再痛苦了 and it won't hurt any more.
不不 No, no.
我没在忙 我... I'mI'm not busy. I...
当然 如果你要我过去 我会去的 Of course, if you want me to come over I will. Mmhm.
好的 Ok.
今晚真不错 That was a good night.
只是我觉得我很胖 别傻了 Except I felt fat. Don't be ridiculous.
是真的 It's true.
现在我只能穿 Nowadays the only clothes I can get into
帕瓦罗蒂穿过的衣服了 were once owned by Pavarotti.
我一直都觉得帕瓦罗蒂穿得很不错 I always think Pavarotti dresses very well.
米娅很漂亮 Mia's very pretty.
是吗 Is she?
你知道是的 宝贝 You know she is, darling.
你可当心了 Be careful there.
你看电视了吗 Have you been watching stuff on TV?
看了 Yeah.
天天晚上都看 不错 Every night. Good.
白天也看 And every day.
护士们想要我死 The nurses are trying to kill me.
没人想要你死 宝贝 Nobody's trying to kill you, babe.
谢谢 Thank you.
别这样 宝贝 Don't do that, my darling.
谢谢 Thank you.
别这样 Don't do that.
三点回来 圣诞节购物 Right. Back at three. Christmas shopping,
从不轻松 也不愉快 never an easy or a pleasant task.
你打算给我买点东西吗 Are you gonna get me something?
不知道 没想过 I don't know, I hadn't thought.
对了 萨拉去哪儿了 Where's Sarah, by the way?
她今天来不了 家里有事 She couldn't make it in today. Family thing.
原来宿醉还有这么个借口 There's a word for hangover
从来没听过 I've never heard before.
回头见 好的 我很期待哟 See you later. Yes. Looking forward to it.
非常期待 A lot.
你打算给我什么东西吗 Are you gonna give me something?
我昨晚表示得很清楚了 I thought I made it clear last night.
你想要什么 我都能给你 When it comes to me, you can have everything.
那 你需要什么 So, erm, what do you need?
你要文具吗 Something along the stationery line?
比如订书器 Are you short of staplers?
不是我需要的东西 No. I don't want something I need.
是想要的东西 美美的 I want something I want. Something pretty.
好吧 Right.
抱歉我来晚了 我得送伯尼去排练 Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off Bernie at rehearsal.
你先随便逛逛 Right, listen, you keep yourself occupied...
给妈妈买东西这种无聊事我来做 while I do the boring stuff for our mothers.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
先生 你要买点什么 Looking for anything in particular, sir?
那条项链多少钱 Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
270镑 It's 270 pounds.
好吧 我要了 好的 Erm, all right. Er, I'll have it. Lovely.
需要礼物包装吗 Would you like it... giftwrapped?
要 好的 Yes, all right. Lovely.
我把它放盒子里 Let me just pop it in the box.
好了 There.
我说 能快点吗 Look, could we be quite quick?
当然了 先生 Certainly, sir.
迅雷不及掩耳盗铃 Ready in the flashiest of flashes.
好了 太好了 There. That's great.
还差点 Not quite finished.
不用口袋了 我放兜里 I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket.
先生 这不是口袋 Oh, this isn't a bag, sir.
是吗 Really?
比口袋可好多了 This is so much more than a bag.
拜托 能不能快点了 Could we be quite quick, please?
马上就好 Prontissimo.
那是什么玩意 肉桂 先生 What's that? It's a cinnamon stick, sir.
我真的很着急 不会让你失望的 Actually, I really can't wait. You won't regret it, sir.
你敢打赌 Want to bet?
就等一下下 'Tis but the work of a moment.
好啦 马上完工 There we go. Almost finished.
马上 还有什么花样 还要蘸酸奶吗 Almost finished? What else can it be? Are you gonna dip it in yogurt?
还是放点巧克力豆 Cover it with chocolate buttons?
不是的 先生 我们要把它 No, sir, we're going to pop it...
装进圣诞礼盒 in the Christmas box.
我不要圣诞礼盒 I don't want a Christmas box.
您说要打包的 But you wanted it giftwrapped.
我是说了 但是 I did but...
最后一步了 让我去付款吧 The final flourish. Can I just pay?
我们现在呢 上帝啊 All we need now... Oh, God.
要加一跟圣诞树枝 停停停 is a sprig of holly. No, no, no, no.
不要树枝 但是先生 No bloody holly. But sir...
不要了不要了 Leave it. Leave it. Just leave it.
你在看首饰呢 Loitering around the jewellery section?
我就随便看看 No. I was just looking around.
放心 我的期望值没那么高 Don't worry. My expectations...
13年了 are not that high...
你每年都说 after 13 years of
"你不是喜欢丝巾吗" Mr OhButYouAlwaysLoveScarves.
不过我挺喜欢这条的 Actually, I do love this one.
达琳吾爱 Darlene Love
请告诉我 I've gotta know
距圣诞一周
孤心何往 Where do the lonely hearts go...
你这是干嘛 What are you doing here?
为买机票我把房子租出去了 Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.
你不是真要实行 You're not actually going ahead
你那脑残计划吧 with this stupid plan?
当然啦 I bloody am.
你以为这包里都是衣服吗 You think this is full of clothes?
当然不是 Like hell it is.
是一大包套套 It is chockablock full of condoms.
不错 不错 继续 Excellent. Excellent. Perfect, keep that going.
我说 Look, erm...
现在说可能有点早 sorry to be a bit forward and all that but...
你想不想圣诞节出去喝一杯 you don't fancy going for a Christmas drink, do you?
我没别的意思 I mean, nothing implied.
就是出去看看 Just maybe go and see something
感受下圣诞气氛什么的 Christmassy or something.
当然啦 你要是不愿意 Obviously, if you don't want to,
也不勉强 我就是... you don't have to. I...
我就是那么一说 I'm rambling now, sorry.
我愿意啊 这主意不错 No. That would be lovely.
那太好啦 Oh, great.
真是太好了 You know, that is really great.
我是个害羞的人 Normally, I'm really shy,
好不容易才鼓起勇气 谢谢你 takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you.
灵格最棒
你怎么又迟到了 Explain again why you're so late.
天哪 男人不能有点秘密吗 For heaven's sakes, can't a man have any secrets?
我们等了好久了 We've been waiting for hours,
这是第一次试演 it's the first ever preview.
已成过去 .. is a thing of the past
今年你要给我们希望 Maybe you can bring us all hope this year
甜蜜的美梦幻灭了 Visions of sugar plums have disappeared...
那晚 耶路撒冷满天繁星 It was a starry night in ancient Jerusalem,
圣婴在马槽中降生 and the baby Jesus was in his manger.
伦敦中心语言学校
福尔摩斯不是真正的侦探 Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.
这是去火车站的路吗 Is this the way to the train station?
我要半品脱酒 I would like halfpint of churly.
我要一日游的票 I would like a oneday travel card.
我的天啊 Oh, my God,
我胃疼死了 I've got a terrible stomachache.
一定是吃虾吃的 It must have been the prawns.
米尔顿凯恩斯[英格兰某镇]有很多转盘 Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
我的上帝 这条鱼好大 My goodness, this is a very big fish.
味道很不错 It tastes delicious.
孤单圣诞 All alone on Christmas
不应如此 Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
形单影只 All alone on Christmas
请原谅我的坏脾气 亲亲 坏蛋哈利
不应如此 Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
告诉我 Tell me I've got to know
圣诞不应形单影只 Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
不要让我孤单 Don't leave me alone...
你会碰得一身伤回来的 You'll come back a broken man.
那也是因为妹子搞太多了 Yeah, back broken from too much sex.
你这是自作孽不可活 You are on the road to disaster.
不是 这是泡妞的康庄大道 No, I am on shag highway,
一路向西 heading west.
拜拜啦 败将 Farewell, failure.
美国姑娘注意哟 科林·弗里塞来了 America, watch out. Here comes Colin Frissell.
还有个大弟弟哟 And he's got a big knob...
密尔沃基[位于美国威斯康星]
我要去酒吧 什么酒吧 Take me to a bar. What kind of bar?
随便 Just any bar.
你们美国人爱去的酒吧 Just your average American bar.
你要点什么 Can I help you?
给我来瓶百威 Yes. I'd like a Budweiser, please.
啤酒之王 马上就来 King of beers. Bud coming up.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
你是从英格兰来的吗 Are you from England?
是啊 Yes.
好萌啊 That is so cute.
你好 我叫斯黛西 Hi, I'm Stacey.
珍妮 Jeannie?
干嘛 Yeah?
这位是... 科林 This is... Colin.
弗里塞 Frissell.
好名字 Cute name.
我叫珍妮 他是英国来的 Jeannie. He's from England.
没错 巴斯尔登人 Yep. Basildon.
等卡罗兰来吧 Wait till CarolAnne gets here.
她一见英国人就神魂颠倒 She's crazy about English guys.
姐妹们 Hey, girls.
卡罗兰 来认识认识科林 CarolAnne, come meet Colin.
他从英国来的 He's from England.
靠边吧 姐妹们 这小伙归我了 Well, step aside, ladies. This one's on me.
你好啊 帅哥 Hey, gorgeous.
太逗了 That is so funny.
你们怎么叫这个 瓶子 What do you call that? Er, bottle.
瓶子 'Bottle.'
这个呢 吸管 What about this? Er, straw.
吸管 'Straw.'
这个呢 桌子 What about this? Table.
桌子 这发音一样 是一样的 Table. The same. Oh, it's the same.
你住哪啊 我还不知道呢 Where are you staying? I don't actually know.
像电影里一样住个汽车旅馆去 I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
我的天啊 你太可爱了 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that is so cute.
得 听我说 这么说可能有点突兀 No, no, no, listen. This may be a bit pushy...
毕竟我们刚认识 cos we just met you but...
不过你可以来跟我们一起住 why don't you come back and sleep at our place?
不会麻烦你们吧 Well, if it's not too much of an inconvenience.
当然不麻烦啦 但是有个问题 Hell no. But there's one problem.
什么 What?
我们不是很有钱 Well, we're not the richest of girls, you know.
我们只有一张小床 也没有沙发 So we just have a little bed and no couch.
所以你可能得和我们一起睡 So you'd have to share with all three of us.
今晚这么冷 And on this cold, cold night it's gonna be...
人这么多 再出点汗 crowded and sweaty and stuff.
还有 我们连睡衣都买不起 And we can't even afford pyjamas.
没睡衣 No?
所以嘛 Which means...
我们会裸睡 we would be naked.
没事没事 我不介意 No, no, I think it'd be fine.
那就好 Great.
可能还得更挤一点 The thing that's gonna make it more crowded...
你还没见过海莉呢 Harriet. You haven't met Harriet.
你们四个人住 是的 There's a fourth? Yeah.
放心 你一定会喜欢她的 Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her,
她可"性感"了 cos she is 'the sexy one'.
真的啊 真的 Really? Wow. Yeah.
感谢上帝 他还是个基督徒呐 Praise the Lord. Oh, and he's a Christian.
干杯 Cheers.
如有能力 If I could
我必将会 Then I would
跟随你的脚步 I'll go wherever you will go
无论高高在上 Way up high
抑或低入谷底 Or down low
我都与你同行 I'll go wherever you will go
如果我能回头 If I could turn back...
今晚只能拆一个哦 One present only each tonight.
谁给爸爸买礼物了 Who's got one for Dad?
我买了 让妈妈先拆 I have. Let Mummy go first.
我去拿 I'll get it.
别别别 我自己选 No, no, no. I want to choose mine.
我想我应该要... I think I want...
这个 ... this one.
我照旧又买了丝巾 I have bought the traditional scarf as well...
但这是另一条 but this is my other,
很特别的一条 slightly special, personal one.
谢谢啦 Thank you.
这可真是第一次 That's a real first.
拆开看看吧 是什么啊 Rip it. What is it?
我得 算了还是拆吧 I'm going to... All right, I'll rip it.
天啊 这可真是个惊喜 God, that's a surprise.
这是什么 What is it?
是张琼妮·米歇尔的CD It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
继续你的情感教育 To continue your emotional education.
是啊 Yes.
老天 Goodness.
太棒了 That's great.
我老婆最棒了 当然啦 My brilliant wife. Ah, yes.
那个 我出去一下 Actually, do you mind if I just absent myself for a second?
冰淇淋吃多了 All that ice cream.
亲爱的 你让孩子们准备出门吧 Darling, could you make sure the kids are ready to go?
马上回来 Back in a minute.
好的 别急 All right, take it easy.
先拆我的 我的 Mine first. Mine.
Both Sides No Joni Mitchell
朦胧月色与六月时光 Moons and Junes
还有那摩天轮 And Ferris wheels
翩然起舞 如梦似幻 The dizzy dancing way that you feel
美梦成真 As every fairy tale comes real
那是 爱的模样 I've looked at love that way
然如今 只是戏一场 But now it's just another show
你离开 笑着离开 And you leave 'em laughing when you go
你若在乎 And if you care
就深埋心底 Don't let them know
不要表现出来 Don't give yourself away
现在我知道 I've looked at love
爱也会伤人 From both sides now
不只回报 还有付出 From give and take
忆往昔 And still somehow
爱如幻灭 It's love's illusions that I recall
我不懂爱 I really don't know love
真的不懂爱 I really don't know love at all
有眼泪 有恐慌 Tears and fears
我如此骄傲 And feeling proud
告诉大家我爱你 To say I love you right out loud
梦想 未来 Dreams and schemes
马戏团般的人群 And circus crowds
生活就是如此罢 I've looked at life that way
可是我的老朋友啊 Oh but now old friends...
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
真速度 你们都收拾好了 It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
走吧走吧走吧 Come on, come on, come on,
我们要晚啦 we're horribly late.
快点 上车去 Come on, then. In the car. In the car.
失去一些 Well something's lost
得到一些 But something's gained
生命的每一天 In living every day...
她注意到你了没 没有 Has she noticed you yet? No.
但是有情人通常是 But the thing about romance is people
最后的最后才成眷属 only get together right at the very end.
当然啦 Of course.
对了 真抱歉 我从没关心过 By the way, I feel bad. I never ask you
你的感情生活 how your love life is going.
没什么啦 No.
你也知道 As you know,
基本是没希望了 that was a done deal long ago.
除非克劳迪娅·雪佛找我 Unless Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case
那样的话 我就立刻把你赶跑 I want you out of here straightaway,
你这个没妈的小破孩 you wee motherless mongrel.
不对不对 我们得挨个房间做爱 No, no. We'll want to have sex in every room,
包括你的 including yours.
这个平安夜全国都在下雨 'It's a rainy Christmas Eve all over the UK,
平安夜
我们关注的是 'and the question is who is number one
榜首单曲花落谁家 on the Radio One chart show tonight?
是蓝色乐队还是黑马 'Is it Blue or the unexpected christmas sensation
比利·麦克 from Billy Mack?
也许你已经猜到了 'You might have guessed it...
虽然难以置信 although you may not believe it.
冠军是比利·麦克 'It's Billy Mack.'
你夺冠了 You are the champion.
喂 比利 喂 'Hi, Billy.' Hello.
我们在进行全国直播 你获得了冠军 'We're live across the nation and you're number one.
你要怎么庆祝 'How will you be celebrating?'
我没想好 I don't know.
我也可以像个 Er, either I could behave like
真正的落魄摇滚歌手一样 a real rock'n'roll loser...
和我的胖经纪人喝个酩酊大醉 and get drunk with my fat manager...
也可能是 我挂了电话之后 or, when I hang up,
就淹没在各种请柬里了 I'll be flooded by invitations...
邀请我参加各种精彩的派对 to a large number of glamorous parties.
我们希望是后者啦 现在播放 'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is.
第一名 比利·麦克的歌曲 Number one, from Billy Mack,
《圣诞无所不在》 It's 'Christmas Is All Around.'
上帝啊 别放那烂歌了 Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
它就在我的指尖 I feel it in my fingers...
比尔 你的电话 Bill, it's for you, babe.
摇滚巨星艾尔顿·约翰
喂 是艾尔顿啊 Hello. Elton.
当...当然啦 OOf course. Of course.
派辆豪车来接我吧 Send an embarrassingly big car,
我一定到场 and I'll be there.
这个圣诞节棒极了 It's gonna be a very good Christmas.
好吧 Right.
我最好还是进去吧 I'd better be getting inside, actually.
我妈和... 你懂得 My mum and... you know.
当然 天有点冷了 Of course, yeah. It's getting a bit cold.
晚安啦 晚安 Well, good night. Night.
好吧 OK.
最美的圣诞礼物 All I want for Christmas
就是你 is you.
是啊 Right.
谢谢你 太好了 Thank you. Good.
晚安 Good night.
White Christmas Otis Redding
我在做梦 I'm, I'm dreaming
梦见了一个白色 Dreaming of a white
大家快看 詹姆叔叔来了 Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.
嗨 詹姆叔叔 Hi, Uncle Jamie.
太好了 真高兴见到你们 Yes, oh, splendid. It's lovely to see you all.
不过呢 And, er...
其实我准备走了 I'm off, actually.
詹姆 亲爱的 But Jamie, darling.
对不起 Sorry.
男人就该做男人的事情 Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
我恨詹姆叔叔 I hate Uncle Jamie.
我恨詹姆叔叔 我恨詹姆叔叔 I hate Uncle Jamie. I hate Uncle Jamie.
请仔细听 And try to listen
聆听 To hear
听那雪橇铃儿 Hear for the sleigh bells
在雪中飘来荡去 That are ringing in the snow
麻烦去盖特威克机场 开快点 Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.
我 III
我在做梦 I'm dreaming
梦见了一个白色 Of a white
晚安 萨拉 晚安 卡尔 Night, Sarah. Night, Karl.
我... I, er...
圣诞快乐 圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
希望你知道 祝愿你 I want you to know, may your day
祝愿你 May your day
生活无忧 万事如意 Be so merry, merry and bright
宝贝 怎么样啊 Hi, babe, how's it going? Yeah.
你那里是不是一直开派对啊 Is it all party, party, party down there?
你所有的圣诞节 All of your Christmases
祝愿你 And may all
祝愿你所有的圣诞节 And may all of your Christmases
贺卡样品 请过目
宝贝 祝愿你 Baby may your days
祝愿你每天快乐 May your days be merry
快乐无比 Merry, so merry
萨姆 吃饭了 我不饿 Sam, time for dinner. I'm not hungry.
萨姆 我做了烤鸡肉串 Sam, I've done chicken kebabs.
看门上的字 Look at the sign on the door.
我说了我不饿
好吧 Right.
有点长 It's a little long.
做梦 Dreaming,
梦见了一个白色圣诞节 Dreaming of a white, white Christmas
我去开 I'll get it.
嗨 是谁啊 Oh, hi. Who is it?
就说是唱颂歌的
是唱颂歌的 It's carol singers.
给一英镑 让他们走 Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.
Silent Night Kidzone
就说是唱颂歌的
平安夜 Silent night
如果我运气好 明年
圣善夜 Holy night
我就能约到下图中的一个姑娘
万暗中 All is calm
光华射 All is bright
照着圣母 Round your virgin
但现在我要说
虽然没有希望 也没有准备
也照着圣婴 Mother and child
多少慈祥 Holy infant
只因为现在是圣诞节
也多少天真 So tender and mild
圣诞节就该说实话
静享天赐安眠 Sleep in heavenly peace
在我心中 你最完美
静享天赐安眠 Sleep in heavenly peace
我荒芜的心会爱你
平安夜 Silent night
直到你变成这个样子
圣善夜 Holy night
牧羊人 Shepherds quake
圣诞快乐
在旷野 At the sight
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
忽然看见了 Glories stream
天上光华 From heaven afar
听见天军唱哈利路亚 Heavenly hosts sing alleluia
救主今夜降生 Christ the saviour is born
这就够了 Enough.
无憾了 Enough now.
你怎么来了 What the hell are you doing here?
你应该在艾尔顿·约翰家里 You're supposed to be at Elton John's.
我去了几分钟 Well, I was there for a minute or two
然后我有了个顿悟 and then I had an epiphany.
是吗 是的 Really? Yeah.
来吧 上来 Come on. Just come up.
顿悟了什么 So what was this epiphany?
是关于圣诞节的 Erm, it...it was about Christmas.
你意识到圣诞无所不在 You realised it was all around.
不 我意识到圣诞节 No. I realised that Christmas is the time
就是要跟爱的人在一起 to be with the people you love.
没错 Right.
然后我非常凄惨 And I realised that, as dire chance
又无可挽回地意识到 and fateful cockup would have it,
我现在 here I am,
五十多了 midfifties,
居然才发现 and without knowing it,
我这后半辈子 I've spent most of my adult life
都跟个胖伙计在一起 with a chubby employee.
虽然实在不愿意说 And, much as it grieves me to say it,
但也许我爱的人 it might be that the people I love is, in fact
就是你 you.
这太意外了 Well, this is a surprise.
是的 Yeah.
去艾尔顿·约翰[同性恋]家待了十分钟 你就弯了吗 Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as maypole?
不是 我是认真的 No, look. I'm serious here.
我抛下艾尔顿家那一大群 I left Elton's and a hefty number
半裸身子张大嘴的姑娘们 of halfnaked chicks with their mouths open
就为了跟你过圣诞节 in order to hang out with you at Christmas.
嗯 比尔... Well, Bill...
虽然这是个非常可怕的错误 胖墩 It's a terrible, terrible mistake, chubs
但看来你真的是我他妈的一生挚爱 but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life.
说老实话 And to be honest,
虽然我总在抱怨 despite all my complaining
我们的日子还是挺不错的 we have had a wonderful life.
好吧 Well...
谢谢你 thank you.
说真的 这是我的荣幸 I mean, come on, it's been an honour.
我很骄傲 I feel very proud.
别傻了 Oh, look, don't be a moron.
来吧 咱们大喝一顿 看看黄片 Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.
首相 值此佳节 送上新年的祝福 来年更值得期待 奥利弗勋爵
首相 圣诞快乐 新年快乐 慈善会主席 迈克·撒兹爵士
亲爱的先生 亲爱的大卫 'Dear sir, Dear David,
圣诞快乐 'Merry Christmas
祝你新年快乐 and I hope you have a very happy New Year.
那天的事情我真的很抱歉 'I'm very sorry about the thing that happened.
那一刻很奇怪 我感觉自己像个大傻瓜 'It was a very odd moment and I feel like a prize idiot.
因为 'Particularly because
如果圣诞还不说出来 更待何时呢 'if you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh?
我完全属于你 爱你的娜塔莉 'I'm actually yours. With love, your Natalie.'
么么哒 爱你的娜塔莉
杰克 是的 我要用车 Jack, yeah, I need a car.
现在用 谢谢 Right now. Thank you.
Jump(For My Love) Girls Aloud
不用等我回来 Oh, don't wait up.
我要去旺兹沃思 比较穷的那头 I'd like to go to wandsworth, the dodgy end.
好的 先生 Very good, sir.
说你需要我 Tell me how you want me
我能感受你的心跳 I can feel it in your heart beat
我知道你喜欢这场景 I know you like what you see
先生 哈里斯街多少号 Harris Street. What number, sir?
天啊 这条街长得要命 Oh, God, it's the longest street in the world
我还不知道是几号 and I have absolutely no idea.
用你的爱抱紧我 Wrap your love around me
你像把火 You're so excited
燃烧了我 I can feel you getting hotter
你好 请问这是娜塔莉的家吗 Hello, does Natalie live here?
不是 No.
好的 谢谢 打扰了 Right, fine, thank you. Sorry to disturb.
你不会是... Here, aren't...
你不会是首相吧 Aren't you the Prime Minister?
是的 正好是我 圣诞快乐 Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry Christmas.
现在是例行工作 想在新年前夕见见大家 Part of the service now. Trying to get round everyone by New Year's Eve.
你们好 这是娜塔莉的家吗 Ah. Hello. Does Natalie live here?
不是的 好的 No, she doesn't. Oh dear. OK.
你是唱颂歌的吗 不 我不是 Are you singing carols? Er, no. No, I'm not.
唱一个吧 先生 唱吧 Please, sir, please. Please.
那就唱一个吧 Well, I suppose I could.
唱吧 Please.
好吧 All right.
是日圣徒节 Good King Wenceslas looked out
贤君帘外望 On the feast of Stephen
积雪覆大地 When the snow lay round about
松脆且平旷 Deep and crisp and even
是夜月皎皎 Brightly shone the moon that night
你好 抱歉打扰了 Hello. Sorry to disturb.
这是娜塔莉的家吗 不是 Does Natalie live here? No.
她住隔壁 She lives next door.
太好了 Ah. Brilliant.
你不会是那个谁吧 You're not who I think you are, are you?
是我 犯的那些错我很抱歉 Yes and I'm sorry about all the cockups.
内阁都是废物 My cabinet are absolute crap.
希望明年能有好转 We hope to do better next year.
祝你圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas to you.
你们好 Ah. Hello.
娜塔莉在家吗 Is, er, Natalie in?
操 我他妈的外套呢 Oh, where the fuck is my fucking coat?
你好 你好 Oh. Hello. Hello.
这是我妈妈 爸爸 Erm, this is my mum and my dad
托尼叔叔和格林婶婶 and my Uncle Tony and my Auntie Glynne.
你好 很高兴见到你们 Hello. Very nice to meet you.
这位是首相 And, erm...this is the Prime Minister.
我们认识他 亲爱的 Yes, we can see that, darling.
其实呢 我们快迟到了 And erm, unfortunately, we're very late.
是学校的圣诞演出 大卫 It's the school Christmas concert, you see, David.
这是区里所有学校第一次联合演出 It's the first time all the local schools have joined together,
圣巴西尔也参加 even St Basil's...
说得太多了 妈妈 Too much detail, Mum.
你需要我们做什么 先生 Anyway, how can we help, sir?
我需要娜塔莉 Well, I...just needed Natalie
商议国家大事 on some state business.
噢 好的 当然 Oh. Right, yes. Of course.
好的 Right, er...
那你可以晚点到 小胖妞 Well, perhaps you should come on later, Plumpy.
娜塔莉 Er, Natalie.
我不希望你们演出迟到 I don't want to make you late for the concert.
真的不要紧 No, it's nothing, really.
基斯会很失望 Keith'll be very disappointed.
不 真的没事 No, really, it doesn't matter.
章鱼装花了我几个月时间呢 The octopus costume's taken me months.
八只脚真的很够呛 大卫 Eight is a lot of legs, David.
不如我送你们一程 Listen, why don't I give you a lift
我们可以在车上 and then we can talk about
谈谈国家大事 this state business... business in the car.
好啊 Ok.
好啊 不错啊 谢谢 Lovely. Lovely, yes. Thank you.
各位坐稳了 Hold tight, everybody.
有多远 转个弯就到 How far is this place? Just round the corner.
好的 那个... Ah, right. Well, er...
我就是想说 I just wanted to say
谢谢你的圣诞卡 thank you for the Christmas card.
不谢 You're welcome.
那天的事情我很抱歉 Look, I'm so sorry about that day.
我走进去 他朝我走过来 I mean I came in and he slinked towards me
我脑袋一热 and there was a fire
他又是美国总统 and he's the President of the United States
但什么都没发生 我保证 and nothing happened, I promise.
我觉得自己像个傻瓜 I just felt like such a fool because
因为我一直都在想你 I think about you all the time, actually.
你才是我真正... And I think you're the man that I really...
我们到啦 We're here.
爱的人 love.
还真是转个弯就到 That really was just round the corner. Er...
听着 我... Well, look, l...
我还是别进去为好 I think I'd better not come in, you know?
政客抢了孩子们的风头多不好 Nobody wants some politician stealing the kids' thunder.
来吧 很有意思的 No, please come. It'll be great.
我最好还是别去 No, I'd...I'd better not.
但就这样丢下你走了 But I will be very sorry
我会很遗憾的 to drive away from you.
等我一下下 Just give me one second.
约翰老是神秘兮兮的 John's been very mysterious.
你们哪儿认识的 Where did you two meet?
那个 就是 Erm...erm... Um...um...
别动 No.
马赛机场
来吧 我们去后台看 Come on in. We can watch from backstage.
好 特里 我去去就来 OK. Terry, I won't be long.
听着 这次一定要保密 Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
别担心 我在这里上过学 Don't worry. This was my school.
这里我熟着呢 来吧 I know my way around. Come on.
看 小羊已经准备好了 Look, the sheep are ready already
你们还没有... and you're not even...
大卫 Oh, David.
你好吗 Oh, how are you?
嗨 小家伙们 喂喂 你还好吗 Hi, guys. Hey, hey, hey. You all right?
你来这里做什么 What the hell are you doing here?
嗯 就是... Well, you know...
我们跟你的秘书说了好多遍 We always tell your secretary
有这个活动 那个活动 that these things are going on but it never
但你居然真的来了 occurred to me you'd actually turn up.
我想是时候了 I thought it was time I did.
我不想被公众看见 所以准备躲起来看 I didn't want anyone to see, so I'm gonna hide somewhere, and watch the show.
祝你好运 黛西 祝你好运 伯尼 Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie.
见到我的傻哥哥真是太开心了 I've never been gladder to see my stupid big brother.
谢谢 好了 Thank you. All right.
你还没给我们介绍呢 Oh, now. We haven't been introduced.
对了 这位是加文 Right. Well, this is Gavin.
你好 加文 我的保镖 Hello, Gavin. My copper.
这位是娜塔莉 我的... And this is Natalie, who's my, erm...
主管我的饮食 who's my, erm, catering manager.
嗨 主管饮食 Hi. Catering manager.
提防他对你下手 Watch out, he keeps his hands off you.
二十年前 他就喜欢你这类 20 years ago, you'd have been his type.
我会当心的 先生 不要因为是圣诞节 I'll be very careful. Don't try something, sir,
就有什么企图哦 just because it's Christmas.
我认真的 No, seriously.
走 快开演了 快 Come on. Showtime. Quickly.
演出结束了见吧 再说吧 Look, see you after, yeah? Probably.
谢谢你 首相 没什么 Thank you, Prime Minister. It's all right.
走吧 好 Come on. Right.
抓住一颗流星 放进口袋里面 Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
等到雨天拿出来 Save it for a rainy day
抓住一颗流星 放进口袋里面 Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket
别让它黯淡下来 Never let it fade away
接下来的是希利尔学校表演的 Hillier School would now like to present
圣诞节目 their Christmas number.
由十岁的乔安娜·安德森领唱 Lead vocals by tenyearold Joanna Anderson,
和声是她母亲 backing vocals coordinated by her mother,
令人尊敬的简·安德森夫人 the great Mrs Jean Anderson.
学校的员工也倾情参与 Erm, some of the staff have decided to help out
献丑了 请各位多多包涵 and for this, we ask you to forgive us.
谢谢 Thank you.
圣诞无需太多礼 I don't want a lot for Christmas
我只要一样东西 There's just one thing I need
圣诞树下的礼物 I don't care about the presents
我不放在心里 Underneath the Christmas tree
我只想要拥有你 I just want you for my own
你不懂得这份情 More than you could ever know
让我梦想成真 Make my wish come true
最美的圣诞礼物 All I want for Christmas
就是你 Is you
圣诞无需太多礼 I don't want a lot for Christmas
我只要一样东西 There's just one thing I need
圣诞树下的礼物 I don't care about the presents
我不放在心里 Underneath the Christmas tree
因为你是我的唯一 I just want you for my own
这感觉妙不可及 More than you could ever know
让我梦想成真 Make my wish come true
最美的圣诞礼物就是你 All I want for Christmas is you
是你 宝贝 You baby
灯光闪烁 Oh, all the lights are shining
处处明亮 So brightly everywhere
孩子们的笑声 And the sound of children's laughter
在空中回荡 Fills the air
笑声在空中回荡 Laughter fills the air
人人都大喊 Everyone is singing Oh yeah
我听见雪橇铃响起 I hear those sleigh bells ringing
圣诞老人还不把我亲爱的 Santa won't you bring me my honey
还不把我的宝贝带到我身边 Won't you please bring my baby to me
圣诞无需太多礼 I don't want a lot for Christmas
我所渴盼仅此而已 This is all I'm asking for All I'm asking for
我所想见 I just wanna see my baby
唯有门外的你 Standing right outside my door
因为你是我的唯一 Cos I just want you for my own
这感觉妙不可及 More than you could ever know
妙不可及 You will ever know
让我梦想成真 Make my wish come true
最美的圣诞礼物 All I want for Christmas
就是你 Is you
最美的圣诞礼物 All I want for Christmas
是你 和你 And you and you
和你 和你 最美的圣诞礼物 And you and you All I want for Christmas
最美的圣诞礼物 All I want for Christmas...
好吧 Right.
貌似不够隐蔽啊 So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.
现在咋办 微笑 What do we do now? Smile.
鞠个躬 Little bow.
挥挥手 And a wave.
完全不知道啊 太出乎意料了 Absolutely no idea. I mean, can you imagine?
回见 I'll see you later, all right?
以后再聊 拜拜 I'll speak to you. Bye.
告诉我 如果你是我 Tell me, if you were in my position,
会怎么做 what would you do?
什么情况 What position is that?
假如你的丈夫买了一条金项链 Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace...
却把它当圣诞礼物给了别人 and, come Christmas, gave it to somebody else.
凯伦 Oh, Karen...
你会继续徘徊等待 直到发现... Would you wait around to find out...
晚安 Good night.
晚安亲爱的 圣诞快乐 Night, darling. Happy Christmas.
你会继续徘徊等待 直到发现... Would you wait around to find out...
它只是条项链 if it's just a necklace...
或是代表了一夜之情 or if it's sex and a necklace...
还是最糟糕的 象征了爱的项链 or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love?
意识到生活从此不再美妙 Would you stay? Knowing life...
你会选择留下 would always be a little bit worse?
还是一走了之呢 天哪 Or would you cut and run? Oh, God.
我真犯了个大错 I am so in the wrong.
愚蠢至极 A classic fool.
没错 你也让我成了傻瓜 Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me.
让我的生活蠢不可及 You've made the life I lead foolish, too.
亲爱的 亲爱的 Darling. Ooh, darlings.
你们表现得太棒了 Oh, you were wonderful.
我可爱的小龙虾 你真是... My little lobster, you were so...
那个词怎么说来着 What is that word?
美丽橙 Orange.
走吧 回家好好犒劳你们 Come on, I've got treats at home.
爸爸就来 Dad's coming.
萨姆 无与伦比的表演 精彩绝伦的鼓点 儿子 Sammy. Fantastic show. Classic drumming, son.
谢了 但计划失败了 Thanks. Plan didn't work, though.
那就告诉她 Tell her, then.
说什么 说你爱她 Tell her what? That you love her.
不可能了 他们今晚的飞机 No way. Anyway, they fly tonight.
更好啊 萨姆 这叫背水一战 Even better. Sam, you've got nothing to lose...
不说的话你会后悔一辈子 and you'll always regret it if you don't.
我对你妈妈说的太少 I never told your mum enough.
我应该每天都对她说 因为... I should have told her every day because...
她每一天都那么完美 she was perfect every day.
你也看过那些电影 孩子 You've seen the films, kiddo.
不到最后不言放弃 It ain't over till it's over.
好的 老爸 OK, Dad. Let's do it.
让我们为爱疯狂一回 Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
好样的 Yes.
等我一下下 Just give me one sec.
抱歉 不好意思 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
没关系 That's OK.
我的错 不 不 没事 My fault. No, no, really, it wasn't.
你是萨姆的父亲 对吧 You're Sam's dad, aren't you?
没错 其实是继父 Yeah. Stepdad, actually.
我叫丹尼尔 卡罗尔 Daniel. I'm Carol.
卡罗尔 Carol.
我好了 走吧 好 OK, I'm back. Let's go. Yeah. Well...
希望能再见面 凯伦 I hope we'll meet again, Karen.
是卡罗尔 Carol...
那是肯定的 真的吗 太好了 I'll make sure we do. Yeah? Good.
告诉她 什么 Tell her. What?
你懂的 你个小鬼头 You know... Don't be such an arse.
看 她在那 哪儿 Look, there she is. Where?
那边 Over there.
不 Oh, no.
没事 咱们去机场 It's OK, we'll go to the airport.
我知道条近路 I know a short cut.
晚上好 Good evening.
是巴罗斯先生吗 对 Senhor Barros? Sim.
我到这儿来是想与您的女儿 I am here to ask your daughter...
结为连理 for her hands in marriage.
你想娶我女儿 You want to marry my daughter?
是的 Yes.
过来 Come here,
门口来了个男的 there is a man at the door.
他想娶你 He wants to marry you.
可我从没见过他啊 But I've never seen him before.
有关系吗 Who cares?
你想把我卖给陌生人吗 You're going to sell me to a complete stranger?
卖 卖个毛啊 倒贴钱你都得嫁 Sell? Who said sell? I'll pay him.
不好意思 我是指... Pardon me. I'm meaning...
您的另一位女儿 奥莱利亚 your other daughter Aurelia.
她不在家 在工作 我带你去找 She's not here, she's at work. I'll take you.
你乖乖待这儿 You. Stay here.
待个屁 蠢货 As if I would. Stupid.
我爸要卖了奥莱利亚 Father is about to sell Aurelia...
给这个英国人做奴隶 as a slave to this Englishman.
等等 Wait. Wait.
航班号VS003 纽约（肯尼迪国际机场） 最后一次登机通告 36号登机口
不 Oh, no.
你最好别答应 爸爸 You better not say yes, Father.
闭嘴 吃你的甜甜圈去 Shut up, Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003.
是这样的 我们不登机 Look, we're not actually flying.
没登机牌不能过去 You can't come through without a borading pass.
让这孩子向他最爱的姑娘 Not even to let the boy say goodbye...
道个别都不行吗 to the love of his life?
不行 No.
十分抱歉 萨姆 请出示登机牌 先生 I'm sorry, Sam. Boarding pass, sir?
稍等 瞧我放哪儿了 Just a moment, I know I've got it.
能帮我拿会儿吗 Would you hang on to that?
除非... 什么 Unless... What?
你能奋力一搏吗 Do you want to make a run for it?
这个也拿一下 Hold that as well.
你觉得我该试试吗 当然 You think I should? Yeah.
好的 OK.
加油 Yes.
我一定是喝咖啡时 I must have left them...
忘在那了 where I was having a cup of coffee.
十分抱歉 I'm sorry.
他想宰了奥莱利亚 Apparently he is going to kill Aurelia.
好刺激 Cool.
乔安娜 Joanna.
萨姆 Sam?
我以为你不知道我名字 I thought you didn't know my name.
当然知道 Course I do.
老天 好吧 我得走了 Oh, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
奥莱利亚在哪儿 Where is Aurelia?
关你什么事 Why should I tell you?
这人想娶她 This man wants to marry her.
我不能放她 她是咱这最好的服务员 He can't do that, she's our best waitress.
晚上好 奥莱利亚 Boa noite, Aurelia.
晚上好 詹姆 Boa noite, Jamie.
美丽的奥莱利亚 Beautiful Aurelia...
我满怀希望来到这 想请你... I've come here with a view to asking you...
嫁给我 to marriage me.
我知道这很疯狂 I know I seems an insane person...
因为我都不怎么了解你 because I hardly knows you...
但有时爱便是情不自禁 but sometimes things are so transparency,
不言自喻 they don't need evidential proof.
我可以搬来这里 And I will inhabit here,
或者你去英国和我住 or you can inhabit with me in England.
肯定去英国啊 傻妞 Definitely go for England, girl.
你可以和威廉王子约会 You'll meet Prince William...
然后转嫁王子 then you can marry him instead.
当然我不奢望你会 Of course I don't expecting you...
和我一样傻 to be as foolish as me,
我也预料到你会拒绝 and of course I prediction you say no....
但圣诞到了 but it's Christmas and
我只是想...试试 I just wanted to...check.
不长肉也不长脑子 快答应啊 Oh, God, say yes, you skinny moron.
谢谢 Thank you.
你真好 That will be nice.
我答应你 Yes is being my answer.
很简单嘛 Easy question.
你说什么 What did you say?
我当然答应了 Yes, of course.
太好了 Bravo.
你还学了英语 You learned English?
一旦要用呢 Just in cases.
一个月后
好啊 黛西 Hello, Daisy.
这是格雷塔 你好 格雷塔 This one's Greta. Hello, Greta.
她来了 这是奥莱利亚 这是朱丽叶 这是彼得 Here she is. This is Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.
马克 没看见你啊 我就一起转转 Mark, didn't see you there. Just thought I'd tag along.
詹姆的朋友都好帅啊 Jamie's friends are so goodlooking.
他都没说过 He never tells me this.
现在看来 I think maybe now
我是不是上错花轿 I have made the wrong choice,
嫁错郎了 picked wrong Englishman.
她还不会说英语 She can't speak English properly.
不知道自己说的是什么 She doesn't know what she was saying.
爸爸 爸爸 Dad. Dad.
老天啊 Oh, God.
给我们带礼物了吗 Did you get us any presents?
当然带了 Matter of fact, I did.
谢谢 老爸 Thanks, Dad.
你怎么样 不错 挺好的 How are you? I'm fine. I'm fine.
你回来真好 Good to have you back.
走吧 回家 Come on. Home.
她来了 There she is.
好啊 你好 Hi. Hello.
直接亲啊 Aw, he should have kissed her.
这样挺好啊 No, that's cool.
好啊 All right?
你们在这干啥 Hey. What are you two doing here?
终于能真正跟她上床了 色狼 I might get a shag at last. Naughty.
要走了 再见 Got to go. Bye.
看 这位是海莉 Now, this is Harriet.
你好 很高兴认识你 Hi. Really pleased to meet you.
你好 海莉 Hello, Harriet.
希望你不会介意 I hope you don't mind,
我还带了位姐妹来 I sort of brought my sister to stay.
这位是卡拉 她人很友善 This is Carla. She's real friendly.
好啊 你一定是托尼 Hello, you must be Tony.
听说你是位大帅哥 I heard you were gorgeous.
你好重啊 你讨厌 God, you weigh a lot. Oh, shut your face.
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